Julius Benedict

raspberry beret wearer; impressed by #tilikum; bc @cocktailsanddreams was taken

[Julius Benedict @Julius_Benedict]

also, this. song. https://t.co/3STxZzMVer @JSBRichards @owen_sahn @thebigeeezy

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we are ready #RollingStones

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PSA: erotic photo hunt is much more erotic nowadays; stil 3 plays for $1

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We’re not talking about Ground Control enough anymore.

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Exactly the video you imagined, right? https://t.co/FZbUX76Z0b @owen_sahn @AnnieBananie77

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I'm paying. Please get some traction. https://t.co/4RvdkkpAtm

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@owen_sahn never thought I'd send an Ellen video but fast forward and this is worth the 45 seconds of life https://t.co/KoSSZWdoxx

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New low = starting recent season of real world on hulu

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Me: I can pick up the alcohol
Dad: it won't fit in your car
#party

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"I'm into clogging now" - nana #visitingmom

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*monster by Eminem playing intentionally* - #visitingmom

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"I succumbed to prime day and the echo is coming" - #visitingmom

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"We were at a party for our favorite waitress from bw3 who is moving to Florida" - #visitingmom

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https://t.co/lWhYgf9nHM https://t.co/lWhYgf9nHM

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More pre nelly concert happenings: weather report for tomorrow, maroon 5 playing, lots of white people

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pre nelly concert: pasta salad; raffle tickets; the eagles

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disney power hour is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

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I just laughed out loud remembering that Marilyn Manson named himself "Marilyn Manson."

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"You clearly didn't follow the protocol for making a bowel movement..." #visitinginlaws

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"There are a lot of states that begin with W" #visitinginlaws