Gaius Julius Caesar

Descendent of Venus, conqueror of all Gaul, dictator for life

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

@BodyForWife You just wish you had a real populist dictator to mock.

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

My great-grandson was a stutterer, and he did pretty well when he was put in charge. (Please don't tell him I said that. It took centuries for him to stop rubbing the Britannia conquest in my face.)

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

I tweeted endorsements from the afterlife before it was cool.

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

Have temporarily left Italy for my villa in @NJGov . They seem to have their act together here.

Yes, I have a villa in New Jersey. At least, I do now. #VeniVidiVici #SocialDistancing

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

I'm fine, everyone. Social distancing and all. Would be nice to have my body slave back, though.

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

If only I'd had it this easy in my day. Who needs to march on the capital when you've got a Senate under the thumb of a eunuch like @senatemajldr #MoscowMitch ?

[Dr Jo Ball @DrJEBall]

By the reign of Augustus, the #Roman #Saturnalia festival
had expanded to 2 days. One of the most popular activities was gambling, frowned upon the rest of the year (though that probably stopped few people); even Augustus was known to love dice-playing at this time of year.

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

I've been taking a break from Twitter, but I really need to ask @realDonaldTrump : Where the hell is the army? They should have marched in and arrested all @HouseDemocrats by now. Or did you not yet secure their support? You really suck at this. #ImpeachmentDay

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

Oppius assures me that he's tried to complete this many times but that his efforts are rejected as "invalid entries." You'll just have to @ me.

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

Yes, the locals opposed me, but I had nothing to do with this. #NotreDame

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

Treason treason https://t.co/y73lhdVAox

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

Does @realDonaldTrump have to actually go to the Senate to exercise his veto, in the proper, ancient fashion? I'm uniquely qualified to point out how auspicious the calendar is for such a visit.

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

@bede777 It used to be, but now it's a huge part of my personal brand. Last year, I gave these as gifts. https://t.co/nPwxvLmaQ2

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

I had a shadow army of thugs, too, @realDonaldTrump, but I didn't talk about them.

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

I finally thought of something I would do in exactly the same manner as @realDonaldTrump. I would also completely ignore the emoluments clause. Except I would understand what it is, freely admit I was violating it, and convince the citizenry that violating it was just.

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

This is not what happened when I visited the Parisi. https://t.co/g7zHy4aI56

[rogueclassicist ~ david meadows @rogueclassicist]

What an Ancient Roman Shoe Found in a Well Tells Us About Fashion - https://t.co/8rjjxns67T

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

Please don't call... whatever this is... that. Even my detractors had to concede that I knew my %!&$.

[Ross Douthat @Douthat60]

Something a little under-discussed re: the Anton op-ed on birthright citizenship is that it's an example of Trump loyalists beginning to make arguments for how Trump can govern more by fiat, embracing Caesarism as his congressional agenda stalls/disappears.

[Gaius Julius Caesar @Julius_Caesar]

I can't endorse all of them, but a senate that wants to get rid of a leader does have some options. Ask me how I know. #WednesdayWisdom