Julius Kalu

I’m proudly an Agbafian (@jon_d_doe/ I stain @wizkidayo

[Julius Kalu @Juliusvegas9]

@Naija_PR I hope I’m not late

[R2 @R2curvedick]

Can’t wait to Devon the Yellow boxes 🙈

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

There is absolutely nothing inside marriage that is making couples not have regular sex. If couples are not having regular sex, one or both of them are fucking heavily outside. Sexually active people do not just lose interest in sex. LMAO

Stress and Hormones una.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Omo! 😭😭

[Wizkidisthegreatest @WizkidtheLegend]

Wizkid once said....✍🏾💎🌹🐐

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Let me repeat.

Single ladies,

Once you're almost 30, na oloriburuku men una go dey meet most of the time.

And you'll find yourselves spending your money, to sustain that relationship.

Most men above 35 are married, or in serious relationships.

Keep fooling around.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you have a roof over your head as a young man.

Even if you don't have a car, a fridge, mattress or TV.

You'll fuck more girls than men who are busy going about & doing "fine boys" & living with their parents & eating their food.

And you'll marry far earlier.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Each time I receive DMs from young women below 30 (never married), & they tell me that they are single mothers, I always feel bad for them.

This may sound painful.

But most of you may never get married.

It's hard for those without any kids.

I hope young girls do better.

End.

[_Digital_nomad @__digitalnomad_]

@martinnsSzn Access, UBA does it…it’s called scheduled payments…shows as successful, but the money only drops at the scheduled time. I do it for Nigerian police all the time

[Julius Kalu @Juliusvegas9]

@CryptoMattwins @lzexchange @anna_chichii @martinnsSzn @palmpay_ng @ZenithBank

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I'm seated at a bar.

This woman that is with a man, is busy singing like a canary.

Talking about all the clubs that she has been to in Lagos, & the type of men she has been with.

The man just dey nod him head.

Him own na to knack & go.

Women no get sense sha.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You're in a "talking stage" with a man.

Man: let's talk about your craziest sex experience.

Woman: sure, let's go!

Man: One time, my friend & I fucked one lady.

Woman: I fucked 3 men at a go! You're still a learner 😂😂😂

She no know say man don cancel am already.

End.

[trippl 🤍 @tripplsett_]

i just remembered this, women too ungrateful bruh 😭😭

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Let this sink.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

My humble question is…

How many of you Ladies dated your fellow 18yr old boy when you were 18 ?

I mean, how many of you dated your fellow 100level boy in school ?

[Jil Theo @theo_jil]

I'm 54.

I wasted 24 years learning this the hard way. But I'll teach you in 5 minutes.

If you're soft, stop reading now.

Here are 24 uncomfortable truths I wish I knew earlier:

[Good Jayem @only1jayem]

@faithnnenna41 @jon_d_doe Hey Amebo, number 5 simply means any of the following:
1. Focus on your ability to provide and what you can bring home, without thinking about what she is making.
2. Remove your eyes from her money.
3. Not depend on her to feed you or take care of your needs.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

to be cheated on.

I've had several DMs from married women that have told me that they cheated on their husbands.

Another time, these same married women come to my DM to complain that their husbands are cheating.

May be they have forgotten that they once came to tell me that

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

delete all evidences and focus on their men and avoid destroying their relationships or marriage.

Because men don't know how to stomach it. Even the ones that claims that they have forgiven you.

And women hate being caught. Even though they don't hate cheating, they just hate