MarKayKay ✨

R. I. P Labarron u are loved. Ask me questions on IG @kayladaaaa

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

Please stay away from me if you have:
• a wife.
• a girlfriend.
• a baby mama who thinks she’s
your wife or girlfriend.
• an ex who thinks she’s your wife
or girlfriend.
• an ex you still can’t get over.
��� a secret boyfriend.

[💞 @lowkeyenergy_]

it's mandatory that I have alone time. I can't be around people 24/7

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

“ You just gonna let everything we had go down the drain ??”

Me:

[ηαdι. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

You gone get the version of me that you deserve.

[ηαdι. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

A BREAK. A fuckin break.

[tweety bird @jaylaam2]

Thank you for keeping me 12 whole months lord 💗

[ηαdι. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN 🗣️

[♰ @reeceollld]

being asked too many questions

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Telling me to do something when i’m already in the middle of doing it

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Do you know how wicked someone have to be to ask for sex two weeks after their wife gave birth? Wild animals are better than some of you.

[jynx @jynxbby]

when the balls start slapping the cl!t

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

@Zebop @MarlonWayans My feelings are still personally hurt by this one and I wasn’t even there

[Kye @GxldSociety]

I miss this day and I wasn’t even there😔🤣

[Ki @Kitranada]

Being overstimulated, overwhelmed & over everything everywhere all at once < https://t.co/1qgyfLcS4O

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

If you are old enough to remember this commercial, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me when I'm not okay:

[💡 @crystalbaee1]

Having a period is just too much… I feel like we shouldn’t even get periods in the summer.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the chokehoId apple has on y’all is crazy because why tf does this matter😭