Julio 🤠

Trucker, Depressed Rapids Fan, and Professional Fisherman

[Julio 🤠 @July__Churches]

They're chugging beers out of a prosthetic leg in 108 ( A Leggy?). Vibes are crazy rn

[Adam Booker @abooker17]

I'm not the most patriotic person, but I find it so easy to get behind the #USMNT.

The squad today features Dutch-Americans, Mexican-Americans, English-Americans, random guys from small American towns.

The epitome of the diversity of this country & that should be celebrated.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer.

He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property.

Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

The most annoying person you know is not rooting for the US during the World Cup because they “don’t support what’s going on”

[Jason Collinsworth @IHateSoccerPod]

If you are born and raised in the United States. Yet you use the terms:

Football
A Match
A Pitch
Boots

You’re trying way too hard. Be comfortable in your own skin for once.

[Julio 🤠 @July__Churches]

@Judgmental_Jim Fuck it bring him back

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

if the rockies go 97-10 (.907) in their remaining games they will break the single season wins record & likely win the NL west as well

[Box State Footy @boxstatefooty]

How do you focus group your way out of this one?

#Rapids96

[Judgmental Jim @Judgmental_Jim]

PRO REFEREES CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES

[🇺🇸🦂Butters-/K/un🦂🇺🇸 @TheUnaButters]

Imagine if someone rushed up and shot him like Jack Ruby

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"Hey I just came back from my cruise in Argentina"

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

Minnesota Wild vs Colorado Avalanche game 1:

[Commerce City Radio @CommCityRadio]

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIIIIIIIIIIIIGH COLORADO🎶🏔️

[Jacob🟠⚫️🇦🇺 @Jacob01Aus]

Holy shit my USA vs Australia tickets are in the same section were a piece of football history was made

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Who accuses the fucking Colorado Rockies of cheating man 💀💀💀

[Julio 🤠 @July__Churches]

@ColoradoRapids Are we serious rn??

[Julio 🤠 @July__Churches]

Took an edible and cried at Hatsune Miku last night. That shit was fucking crazy 🫠

[Julio 🤠 @July__Churches]

@boxstatefooty @Juanners715 Only if we lose 👀

[DNVR Rockies @DNVR_Rockies]

Greg Penner when he sees the Dodgers owner at the next MLB owners meetings

[Julio 🤠 @July__Churches]

Lake day tomorrow before the #Rapids96 game. Everyone that comes gets a kiss on the forehead 🎣