Julie - Austin, TX

adventure capitalist

[Julie - Austin, TX @JulzRulzAustin]

If there’s anything redeeming about humans, it’s our music - @austinkleon

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most American I‘ve ever felt🇺🇸

[Frnk @MC_frnk]

For context. This is Haaland running before a pass and somehow still manages to stay on side

[Julie - Austin, TX @JulzRulzAustin]

😂🤣 🎯

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

He’s a genuinely likable person who happens to look and play like an apex predator.

[Julie - Austin, TX @JulzRulzAustin]

Is it Halloween yet

[Storm Chaser Houston @StormChaserHTX]

MICHAEL MYERS surfaced in Galveston Tx as Arthur formed this morning, marking the first named tropical storm of the 2026 North Atlantic #Hurricane season
@abc13houston
@TxStormChasers @rawsalerts @accuweather
#houwx #htx #TXWX #hounews

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

gotta love the font on these Norwegian jerseys

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Erling Haaland scores in his World Cup debut—OF COURSE HE DOES 😤

[Julie - Austin, TX @JulzRulzAustin]

😂🤣😂

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

Birds hearing this video: "Finally, a human who speaks the language."

Well done, Samuel.

[Julie - Austin, TX @JulzRulzAustin]

🤣😂🤣

[SK🇧🇻 @sk_citeh]

I swear he's the most likeable footballer of all time

[Julie - Austin, TX @JulzRulzAustin]

🥹

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Marquinhos comforts his international teammate Gabriel after his penalty miss costs Arsenal the Champions League...🥺🇧🇷

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

Daring rescue over the Gulf! Galveston Firefighters must have ice water running through their veins. How they got 8 stranded passengers calmly and safely down off the Iron Shark Rollercoaster. https://t.co/obAS0HisaQ

[Julie - Austin, TX @JulzRulzAustin]

🤣😂🤣

[Lisa Boothe @LisaMarieBoothe]

This little dog is my spirit animal

[Austin Justice @AustinJustice]

In Austin, you can walk your dogs on a quiet Sunday morning and get randomly shot.

"I don't know why they would shoot me." Sean Fuentes keeps repeating it from his hospital bed.

A car ran a stop sign in southeast Austin and three men opened fire. The first shot dropped him, and he felt the rest hitting the dirt next to his face as the shooters stayed and emptied the clip trying to execute him. Bear crawling home, he heard his late father's voice -- a Marine who served two tours in Vietnam: "It's go time." He crawled and walked a block and a half home bleeding. His wife saw the dogs running back alone, leashes dragging.

Three teenagers stole a 9mm Glock from a shop on Ben White, took a stolen car, and spent the weekend firing into homes, vehicles, and strangers across Austin. 105 rounds across 21 incidents with four people shot.

Sean’s twin sister is in the ICU waiting room with him, and wants justice: "They stayed there and shot him multiple times and then watched him. Like, you're watching somebody die.... I want to see them prosecuted to the full extent. They should be tried as adults."

[Julie - Austin, TX @JulzRulzAustin]

😜🤣😂

[Julie - Austin, TX @JulzRulzAustin]

😜🤣😂

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

God Baffled That Democrats Managed To Ruin California https://t.co/Ojg3tlRVrB

[Julie - Austin, TX @JulzRulzAustin]

I literally lol’d. 🤣😂🤣

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear Microsoft,

We literally never want to open docs or workbooks in the browser.

Signed,
Everyone

[govt.exe is corrupt @govt_corrupt]

The only pandemic we’re facing is how retarded everyone is.

[Julie - Austin, TX @JulzRulzAustin]

Love it

[Julie - Austin, TX @JulzRulzAustin]

I literally lol’d

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

I am taking out a PPP loan this time