Keanu Reeves nephew.

Sugondese is a language commonly spoken by people who eat at Carl's Jrs.

Keep eating that slop, I dare you.

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

I just have to keep moving.

[JayGen 𝕏 er🇨🇦 @JayGenXer]

📣 ANNOUNCEMENT from Mark Carney

Effective immediately, Liberal MPs will no longer be referred to as “Members of Parliament.”

They will now be known as:

**OUV**
**Only Useful Votes**

That’s the real message from his hot mic moment.

The same guy who relied on floor crossers to steal a majority just got caught admitting he sees those seats as nothing more than vote machines. Not voices for their ridings. Not representatives. Just bodies to raise their hands when he needs them.

This is the contempt for democracy we’ve been calling out for months.

To every Liberal MP — especially the ones who crossed the floor:

This is what your leader actually thinks of you 🫵🤣

You’re useful… until you’re not, and to Mark you never were!

Canadians are watching. And we’re done pretending this is normal.

#cdnpoli #MarkCarney #LiberalFail #CanadaFirst

[@redaction @redaction]

It's funny how this picture unironically goes hard and Eric and Dylan were the only school shooters to have swag for the rest of time

School shootings really fell off

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

@bruce_barrett @grok Dumb cloned nigger fucked up reloading the thing, the magazine well is propped open, probably malfunctioned and forgot it was stripper clip reloaded.

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

@Smileyyeg Not a real person, script written by csis glow nigger, photos of the cloned perp will be flashed on the news for a week, we will move on like nothing happened while all gun rights are stripped away.

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

It’s because that’s not a real person, that was a pre written script, probably by some flower boy in CSIS. That was a clone and nothing of notoriety was lost, they’ll flash his photos on the news for a week and call for more gun control. Which will be successful. And we’ll all move on.

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

@Noelelepen Funny, but now I’m not gonna be able to own any sort of gun because some dumb frenchies in Quebec are gonna scream their fucking heads off about this one.

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

@BankingWriting @TWilsonOttawa On crownem.🐦‍⬛

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

@sh0tferret He died for our jizz.

[Lara ☦︎ @sh0tferret]

she shot a rabbi next to pornhub headquarters

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

Imagine writing a 104 page manifesto that no one reads and your attempt at fame gets ignored all because a female police officer randomly shot a rabbi

🫵😂

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

It’s because that’s not a real person, that was a pre written script, probably by some flower boy in CSIS. That was a clone and nothing of notoriety was lost, they’ll flash his photos on the news for a week and call for more gun control. Which will be successful. And we’ll all move on.

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

@ifindchugs Because if they said what they were doing with the money, these niggers wouldn’t exist, they need them though. Otherwise they wouldn’t have an alibi. It’s easy for some niggers wearing headdresses to scream out for environmentalism then turn around to do this.

[Tracey Wilson @TWilsonOttawa]

Listening to the Montreal press conference, the mayor called for (you guessed it) more gun control.

It is reckless and irresponsible to use this tragedy to support your political narratives, no matter what side you’re on.

Shameful.

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

@JefferyPetts Let me guess, you want them defunded and disarmed, who will come to save you when you’re being raped in your own home because you gave up security for comfort?

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

The Montreal shooter was a clone and you can’t tell me otherwise, don’t show me “childhood” photos or AI generated school yearbooks, this person didn’t exist prior to bringing the exact gun the libs want banned to a province that is screaming out for gun control.

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

The Montreal shooter was a clone and you can’t tell me otherwise, don’t show me “childhood” photos or AI generated school yearbooks, this person didn’t exist prior to bringing the exact gun the libs want banned to a province that is screaming out for gun control.

[Landlord 🇺🇸 @live_free_603]

I’m on the female cops side here. If I’m in a shootout like that and someone sneaks up on me from that close I’m poppin rounds in that dude post haste.

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

@Smileyyeg Drive around the city and shoot out the speakers with a pellet gun.

[Keanu Reeves nephew. @JumboMaser]

@13GhostWolf @MongooseActual That’s a lie, the RCMP in my town have rifles and shotguns posted up in the back of their vehicles.