Narendra Modi Jumla

I have done my Doctorate in JUMLALOGY. Anybody wants to do a course in JUMLAbaazi are welcomed.

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

@firstpost Weekend par bhi aaraam nahi karte yeh Pakistani. So hard working. Like me.

[Janta Ka Reporter @JantaKaReporter]

Must weekend read: Indian media's obsession with Indrani Mukherjee and mysterious silence on Gujarat violence. http://t.co/QaHW2f83Bu

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

@JantaKaReporter @RifatJawaid kya dikhayenge, sab ko Sab pata hain.

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

@dna chal bhosdike. LIKELY........ saali majboori hain. Jaana hi padega.

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

@surdesairajdeep Pls don't abuse my friends of Tele industry. They have to recover money, funded to my party.

[Jaaved Jaaferi @jaavedjaaferi]

I finally understood why the parliament is circular in shape....things have to keep going round and round

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

@aruns_nambiar Maine kharid liya usey.

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

@DaaruBaazMehta Daaru se yaad aaya, Daaru ka stock kharidna hain Bihar ke liye.

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

@sanjay_jain_aap @VAvinash I can't resist. Lachchedar Bhaashan dena mere DNA mein hain.

[Janta Ka Reporter @JantaKaReporter]

International Yoga Day Exclusive: Govt spent Rs 16 crores on SMSes sent for promotion alone
http://t.co/OdTKKEu3Zm

[M S Rana⚓ @ms_rana]

This is @aajtak story on corruption in Delhi police. Dedicating it to @anjanaomkashyap whose heart cries for Thullas https://t.co/EpzKBWeOLa

[Moneylife @MoneylifeIndia]

After Chikki, now a biscuit scam!
http://t.co/MWiJOZ0brb
@suchetadalal

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

@pankajmishra23 @Iam_Prerna Next Guest on #FranklySpeakingWithArnab is Mr. @chavhanke and later on Mr. @tajinderbagga

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

@VikramSavitri @MrsGandhi @OfficeOfRG don't matter to me, too.

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

Meeting actors of BAHUBALI was more important for MODI @MrsGandhi https://t.co/RquBoRTI5a

[Priti Gandhi @MrsGandhi]

FTII issue seems a far more urgent matter for @OfficeOfRG than the #GurdaspurTerrorAttack & National Security being discussed in Parliament!

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

@iJasoda @SankiNana par mujhe to jab bhi jaroorat hoti hain desh ke baahar rehne waalon ki , main chala jaata hoon.

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

Good joke by @RoflGandhi_ . Mr. @swapan55 must RT and mention this joke in his next column to take dig on commies. https://t.co/JP9GycMmMJ

[Narendra Modi Jumla @JumlaBaba]

" Tune to mujhe phansa diya bey @ChouhanShivraj " - Modi https://t.co/BqAj4G7Sst

[Aarti @aartic02]

केजरीवाल ने केंद्र सरकार पर लेटर बम से किया बड़ा हमला ;
ईमानदार अफसरों का तबादला क्यों ?
#InsecureModi

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

काश ये मजहबों वाले ना करते जहर की खेती,
और कोडनानी अपने दांतों से खुद ही,
याकूब के गले का फंदा काट देती