JumpOutJacksom

Chels. We’re all guessing

[AM @Prime_afc]

Say what you want about the accent and lingo but at a certain age you have to stop talking like this

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

😭😭😭 it really is.

Shame he’s complete poo

[🌫️ @M0RGANROGERS]

Elite reference 😭😭😭

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

Emegha/ Jackson + Satpayev

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

🔵 With Chelsea having no European football at all, we really only need 2 STs for next season. Joao Pedro is definitely staying & is 1st choice.

Out of the next 6, who would you choose?

▪︎ Emegha
▪︎ Delap
▪︎ Jackson
▪︎ Guiu
▪︎ Satpayev
▪︎ Datro Fofana

#CFC

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

His Mrs has better media training than him skskskk

[chelsea🏆 @CFC_1905_310]

🚨🇦🇷エンソ・フェルナンデスのパートナーであるヴァレンティーナは今回も神対応💙

🗣️インタビュアー：エンソはどう見えますか？

💬ヴァレンティーナ：エンソはとても良い状態で、非常に準備が出来ています。

🗣️インタビュアー：今、マドリードに行きたいという気持ちはありますか？

💬ヴァレンティーナ：いいえ。私は大丈夫です。息子はイングランドで生まれました。そこで学校にも通っていますし、とても幸せです。

🗣️インタビュアー：レアル・マドリードは特別ですか？

💬ヴァレンティーナ：私にとっては、すべてのチームが同じです。【@elchiringuitotv】

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

@NotPaneen sticky toffee pudding reviews

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

different meaning to the phrase ‘elite milk’

[Popileaks @popileaks]

Emily Ratajkowski:

"Oğlum doğduktan sadece 6 ay sonra eski kocamla cinsel hayatımız tamamen bitti. Olaylı boşanmamıza kadar hayatım boyunca sadece 8 kişiyle birlikte olmuştum ve o güne dek hiç tek gecelik ilişki yaşamamıştım.

Boşandıktan sonra insanların bana acıyarak bakmasından ve 'terk edilmiş bekar anne' etiketinden o kadar nefret ettim ki... İçimdeki 'iyi kız' imajını bilerek yok edip adeta bir süper kötüye dönüşmek istedim.

Açıkçası, seks yaparak yepyeni bir kadın kimliğine bürünmeye çalıştım."

(NY mag)

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

@PenguinWeb3 bruh

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

couldn’t even get to the end of the clip it’s so cringe

[Jösef @ilovemilkcakes]

Actually been crying at this vid all day whos idea was it to green light this sack then asap

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

@tier_1st @LFC We have announced it

[Younes H-Hamou @youneshhamou_]

Meanwhile at Chelsea for missing out on Europe altogether:

✅ Paul Winstanley STILL in a job
✅ Laurence Stewart STILL in a job
✅ Joe Shields STILL in a job
✅ Sam Jewell STILL in a job
✅ BlueCo all STILL at Chelsea

Same old.

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

https://t.co/Pr7R0a4ktG

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

Red card or No red card❓️

[JoshCUFC @JoshCUFC95]

@SkySportsPL If you were 2 inches from taking your man on or 2 inches away from the byline would you give away a goal kick or a throw in

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

the pace of the bundesliga is staggering

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

He’s balding at an alarming rate

[ChelsTransfer @ChelsTransfer]

Is Liam Rosenior beginning to crack under pressure?

(🎥 via @HaytersTV)

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

😂

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Chelsea think they have a goal back, but it gets disallowed 🧐

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

@terryflewers Never a pen Terry, it’s very similar to Rodri & Anderson the other day

[Ollie @ollieshone]

Since when did Jason Cundy have this level of comedic ability

We are witnessing greatness

[Futbol de Inglaterra @Mercado_Ingles]

West Ham tiene la obligación de salvarse del descenso solo por este señor.

[JumpOutJacksom @Jump0utJackson]

Can always rely on Tel for unbiased and fair opinions 🤝

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

The reaction to Chelsea beating Wrexham has been genuinely bizarre. You’ve got professional pundits and fans openly calling for VAR to be scrapped, even though it intervened correctly on two occasions simply because it denied them the romantic outcome they wanted.

We scream for VAR when it makes huge mistakes, but when it gets decisions right and the team people wanted to win doesn’t, suddenly the system is the problem. That kind of selective outrage is pure madness.

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

The reaction to Chelsea beating Wrexham has been genuinely bizarre. You’ve got professional pundits and fans openly calling for VAR to be scrapped, even though it intervened correctly on two occasions simply because it denied them the romantic outcome they wanted.

We scream for VAR when it makes huge mistakes, but when it gets decisions right and the team people wanted to win doesn’t, suddenly the system is the problem. That kind of selective outrage is pure madness.