21 Jump Street Quote

We post quotes from 21 Jump Street. Duh.

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Eric: "Ja feel?"
Schmidt: "ja feel?..ja definitely feel."
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Jenko: "They don't serve vegan in prison, bitch." #21jumpstreet

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Domingo: "You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man!"
Tom Hanson: "Tough titty, I fucked her too!" #21jumpstreet

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SORRY, WE'RE ASSHOLES AND HAVEN'T BEEN TWEETING RECENTLY. WE'RE BACK, BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS. #21jumpstreet

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Jenko: "Do you want to die?"
Schmidt: "No..."
Jenko: "Then we have to finger each other's throats. Okay? Go!"
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Schmidt: "It looks like I died in a car accident and you guys haven't gotten over it yet."
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Eric: "You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It Rhymes with GRAPE. It Rhymes with grape." #21JumpStreet

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Jenko: "I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!" #21JumpStreet

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Schmidt: "When did I get stabbed? That's awesome!"
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@MPalomba132 actually on IMDB it's listed as "Dickson" #getitright ;)

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Jenko: "You see what I see?"
Schmidt: "Cannabis sativa."
Jenko: "Chaka Khan"
Schmidt: "Cha...Chaka Khan?"
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Jenko: "Not so Slim Shady? What's up? Holy shit!"
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Hamilton Principal: "You, my friend, are about to pay The Piper."
Jenko: "I should pay who?"
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Schmidt: "They're coming! They're coming!"
Jenko: "I got an idea! Why don't you text them and ask them to stop chasing us!"

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Schmidt: "Are you saying we're covalent bonds?"
Jenko: "No man! We're not atoms!"

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Jenko: "Potassium Nitrate. Don't hate, it's great. It has a crystalline structure. If you can't respect that, you're a butt-muncher."

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Captain: "..I'm a send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland."

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Captain "Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self esteem.."

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Schmidt:"You're a smart guy, and you're thoughtful, and you're sincere, and...and you're sweet and you're loyal. And I fucking cherish you."

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I have no friends =(