Joevah’s Witness

In this economy?

[Joevah’s Witness @JumpsuitJoe]

Feels like validating a UFO sighting… I took this in August 2013

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

[hope @LAlNLAlN]

I think it's statistically unlikely that you're all soulful white boys. It brings me no pleasure to say this, but they'd likely be indifferent to you at best in Chongqing

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

I’ve paid close attention to Pope Leo XIV’s first address and have determined I do not understand Italian

[Tommy @TomasIsMe]

W pats Obama on the tummy and everyone forgets about Iraq. Me too though ngl.

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Unreal.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Onions have always been kind to me. Good fellows, the lot of them

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Last three minutes of dire straits “money for nothing “ is REAL shreddin

[Joevah’s Witness @JumpsuitJoe]

@bigjawn4 Reminds me of Frank 😢

[Joevah’s Witness @JumpsuitJoe]

@bigjawn4 @Don_Lamon @bigpapa_pisarra Derby had plunkett on our mind

[Joevah’s Witness @JumpsuitJoe]

Ominous notification

[Joevah’s Witness @JumpsuitJoe]

Would like to have a beer with whoever was calling Steve Miller Maurice

[Joevah’s Witness @JumpsuitJoe]

How’re you gonna hop the turnstiles in a canada goose???

[Joevah’s Witness @JumpsuitJoe]

First sip of alcohol in 2024

[Joevah’s Witness @JumpsuitJoe]

There was a lady on my flight with a chihuahua that wouldn’t shut up and now I’m going to start a ballot referendum to ban dogs from airplanes

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Boston Globe, Massachusetts, December 22, 1942

[Reba McEntire @reba]

To catch u up to speed, had a good breakfast and then the torture started...

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[Joevah’s Witness @JumpsuitJoe]

I would trust Tom Cruise to broker a US-China treaty

[Chase Madar @ChaseMadar]

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