June Kemboi

Advocate of The High Court of Kenya

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

The end of term report cards are here and the top student is Mr Justice Joseph Mboya Ogutu. Makofi kwake. Well done, Judge. Lady Justice Gatheru Lucy Nyambura pull up your socks.

[Vincent 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 @VinceChepkwony]

Who told you ODM is not fielding a candidate in 2027?

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Since 1963, Kenya produced only one Professor of politics in President Daniel arap Moi. Hon Raila and President William Ruto are Senior Lecturers. Presidents Uhuru, Kibaki and Jomo were Lecturers. While others like Tom Mboya were Assistant Lecturers. Hon Rigathi Gachagua and many others are Tutorial fellows. CJ Maraga is an undergraduate student.

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

"Mimi sijaanza campaign, hawa jamaa hawanijui!" President William Samoei Ruto vows to show dust to the United Opposition.

[MellY$a🌿 @HoneyInBlack]

My mom: Engage in activities that brings you closer to God.

Le me:

[COmbeta @OmbetaC]

You get a good lawyer(criminal).
He handles your first instructions well.
He gets you out on bond.
He goes back and reviews the term.
He then demands for his fee(deposit)
You then use local county advs and other lawyers(civil).
You refuse to pay the first lawyer.
NOW YOU KNOW.

[June Kemboi @JuneKemboi]

@kevin_kachapin Congratulations wakili

[Sam @juriisout]

Mwaniki: Give us an opening statement for Alphonce Muoki

No worries:

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

Today I witnessed something deeply disappointing in Hon Mutuku's Chambers.

She has dismissed an advocate's matter for want of prosecution despite the fact that opposing counsel was not even present in court. What was even more concerning was the subsequent remark that she never wanted to be stationed in Nakuru, that Nakuru is a troublesome station and that if the advocate wishea to challenge the directions, they could simply take the court file and change the record.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

This is the man someone who's been snoring like a tractor for 40 years is waiting to line up against in 2027.

[Samwel Wekesa @bungomaduke]

The gentleman from Sugoi kumbe hajui jokes. The Rironi Mau Summit dual carriageway construction is ongoing. I thought he was joking. Most people walisema hio promise yake ni story za Jaba. December hakuna jam tukienda Western Kenya. Sisi watu wa two terms we shall keep amplifying the projects this government is doing. We won't force anyone to vote for us. Wacha kazi Inafanyika yenyewe will convince you guys to support his reelection. Ni maombi na bidii.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[Tobechi Ogazi, Esq. @TobechiOgazi]

An Investigating Police Officer is not an eyewitness to the crime. His evidence is admissible when he tells the court what he personally did during the investigation. Once he begins to prove the truth of what others told him after the crime, that evidence may amount to hearsay unless those persons testify. The distinction matters. It can determine whether a conviction stands or falls.

See: Halilu v. Kano State (2026) LPELR 83907 (SC).

[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

Tonight, we're praying against the spirit of delay and near-success syndrome 🔥

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

My favorite line from Atomic Habits has been living in my head rent-free:

“It doesn’t make sense to continue wanting something if you’re not willing to do what it takes to get it. If you don’t want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire. To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment.”

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

An African Proverb:

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

A reminder from Atomic Habits by James Clear:

“It doesn't make sense to continue wanting something if you're not willing to do what it takes to get it. If you don't want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire. To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment.”

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Please stop being mean to people just because you’re unhappy with your life.