Georgie Nagel

|| Mum of two girls || Rural Australia || Not taking life seriously ||

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

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[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

At what point do I stop giving separate life updates to each of my bffs, and just start releasing a weekly podcast?

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

#blockcraft

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

#blockcraft

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

Third St
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[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

Yeah sex is great, but have you ever secured a bobby pin without gouging a hole in your scalp?

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

I have emotionally finished wearing my summer wardrobe, I am ready for cute winter outfits.

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

A leopard can’t change its spots.

But a human dedicated to self development and personal growth can.

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

Dating in my 20’s: is he a good guy? How does he treat his mum?

Dating in my 30’s: is he a good guy? How does he treat his kids?

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

How to tell if I’m flirting with you:

I’m not.

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

Shoutout to the rest of my followers who dutifully tolerate content I have strategically posted for the benefit of one person.

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

99% of my problems could be solved by wearing longer socks.

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

You stalk my socials an awful lot for someone who won’t talk to me in person.

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

“I saw Passion of the Christ and that is enough for me to believe He died on the cross.”
- and other legitimate reasons to believe in Jesus.

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

Grown arse adults dancing on Instagram - are we just accepting this as normal behaviour now?

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

5yo: If you go to Jupiter there’s a black hole you can get sucked into. But you can’t go there betos it’s out of our state.

#saborderrestrictions

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

5yo: I saw the bad guy on the news. Donald Trump.

He looked dumb.

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

Switched pump over to rainwater after recent rains.
Have been blissfully drinking rainwater again for the last week. Mentioned in passing how wonderfully full the (in-ground) rainwater tank is.

4yo: I guess I won’t wee in the tank anymore.

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

If I don’t reply instantly I am either:
a) busy
b) screenshotting that shit, consulting my bestie, and drafting a strategic reply.

[Georgie Nagel @JunebugsMumma]

4yo is insisting there was a large prehistoric bird called a Muffduster. And honestly, I’d like to see the history books reflect this.