637lbs of sweat and meat

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

(confronted on my appalling political beliefs) no it's okay. Its uh its "futurism" I think

[Foundational White Janissary @White_Janissary]

Sam Hyde, like many modern comedians, is caught in a negative feedback loop where he’s depressed and angry, which drives him into overly investing in politics, which makes him even more depressed and angry, causing him to produce increasingly vindictive and unfunny content.

[zynzl @zynzl_]

Bigger than you = roids

Richer than you = daddies money

Smarter than you = nerd

Never stop the cope

[༺ 𐂂 ༻ @touchmoonflower]

the city heaves and stutters like an animal troubled by dreams

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

What’s funny to me, now that I’m certifiably unc status, is that I can’t tell if this is because Snapchat is only for young people or if it’s become passé and it’s only for aging millennials.

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating.
this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. + Rudd excels here

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

I can’t stand anyone who complains about how “expensive” things have gotten. Potatoes are $5/pound. Eat a potato for every meal. Boom. Your job sucks. Become a neurosurgeon. There’s tons of YouTube videos. Boom. No excuses.

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

Kyle Hitler: Voters are tired of hearing whose relative did what

[jesse @darthgordita]

this is how i’m moving in my unemployed time

[637lbs of sweat and meat @JungJapes]

Wiping teams on cryo is the only way little old me is stockpiling blues and purps

[calcal @calcal56435626]

PLEASE stop running GREEN shields in cryo you will NOT stand a chance

[nathan @nathanrobii]

it will only ever be the second best piece of media about chris hansen

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Coke Zero drinkers are not persons in any morally or intellectually significant way, they’re philosophical zombies

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Excuse me, I think there’s been a mistake, I need to speak with the manager. I was supposed to be part of the in-group the law protects but does not bind, not the out-group it binds but does not protect.

[637lbs of sweat and meat @JungJapes]

@neosovietposter Me chilling in my battlemaster while clan running dog melts down since they couldn't get teepee for my batchall

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Begging my wife for more beret money

[tacotimmer🔜GCX @tacotimmer]

The last thing my enemies see before my crew fill triage holds m1 with their volt thrower and never resets the gun so it overheats and they die

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

moderate moon landing conspiracy theorist is a good bit

[HOLD THE LINE STARMER #MISTAKESINTOMIRACLES @GarlicCorgi]

Ryan Gosling Obama would be Day 1 required watching I'm in talks to fund it as we speak