The Scarlet Pumpernickel

Full Time Grubster | @JungleMechanics

[The Scarlet Pumpernickel @JungelSeth]

Putting your two best men on a task knowing full well it’s ultimately going to require your own unparalleled skill and expertise >>>>>

[The Scarlet Pumpernickel @JungelSeth]

Roomba’s been pushing a grape around for like 15 minutes. Can’t vacuum it up

[The Scarlet Pumpernickel @JungelSeth]

My socks were on inside out all day and no one told me. What the hell.

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Friends that only admit your gourd flute and head wrap are cool after they find the snakes you released <<<<

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Alright I’ll bite. What the hell is Adobo

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@laserboat999 You’ve been on a roll man

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Love sports with those black box ‘analysis’ popups where Microsoft or whoever chimes in with some insane quantitative prediction that wouldn’t be useful even if it was right. Probably pretty fun for whoever gets to make those up & type in the random numbers. I’d do ‘Rebound Force

[The Scarlet Pumpernickel @JungelSeth]

I love my local breakwater

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@linguinitweets That’s what I figured but it’s still good to hear

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I’ve got an amazing idea…Assuming everyone’s down to execute it?

[The Scarlet Pumpernickel @JungelSeth]

Squirrel quesadillas are brat

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They put salamanders in a wind tunnel

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@tonyhawktruther Chicken wire works pretty well for raised beds, tried ultrasonic repellents for earthen plots with mixed results.

[The Scarlet Pumpernickel @JungelSeth]

When is Rae Sremmurd gonna come to chateau ste michelle #fr

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I love all my stuff even though it’s always breaking

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Pumpernickel Heavy Industries

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Pants should last 1 million years

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Mutton, some Sillery,… Capital

[The Scarlet Pumpernickel @JungelSeth]

Guys will go bald and make rain their whole personality

[The Scarlet Pumpernickel @JungelSeth]

Thinking about finally getting some investors

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I used to wake up to bird songs every morning and now I wake up to traffic noise #IMissTheCastle