๐จ#BREAKING: After pouring nearly 90 billion dollars into its metaverse vision, The Meta company has announced that they will now be shutting down its VR platform on June 15.
๐จ BREAKING: In a massive move, President Trump reclassifies MARIJUANA from Schedule I to a Schedule III drug, placing it in the same category as Tylenol with codeine
"Marijuana can be legitimate in terms of medical applications when carefully administered."
"Prescription pain killers have legitimate uses, but also can do damage."
"I promised to be the president of common sense. That's exactly what I am doing."
๐จ#BREAKING: A company hoping to turn live sperm into a full-fledged racing sport and maybe even the next Olympic-style competition has raised $10 million in new funding. The startup plans to host microscopic races where sperm compete on custom-designed tracks, complete with live streams, statistics, and betting-style engagement, and stream it live