Sanch

That guy who just goes there.

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When reception puts you in a fancy lounge chair and you're not sure how to sit in it...

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My sis says Dwight as D weight... I asked her if she knew about K-nife. She didn't know what that was.
#SiblingsDay

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Lil homie asked if he could shovel my walk way. Nah homie but if you could get rid of those chairs out front that be great.

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I lose winter hats like dollar bills at the strip club.

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When your family is hesitant about eating your cooking because you may have dosed it.

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So is there a system where I can ask my old h.s. for money or nah?

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Smells like someone was doing shots of Tabasco on the train pssh...

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I like watching serious reenactments of serious events and looking for bloopers. Do you even reenactment?

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When you're coughing up a lung and your lady still passes you the blunt. #relationshipgoals

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Has anyone noticed that Steven Seagal looks more and more like the actor who portrayed him on Mad tv...#mindblown #winded

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My high ass thought this was a new way to dab when it popped up on my feed.

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I feel like the ghetto Mike Rowe when my W-2s come in.

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Sooo Chase app has been down for a bit...apocalypse happening or nah...

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Can we just elect the Cubs President...

[Sanch @JungleJoeizzle]

I'm waiting for that deadass filter on Snapchat. #stillwaiting

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When your lady is waitin for you to come bac wit trees and you're gone extra long...but when you come back u say it...#smellslikeforgiveness

[Sanch @JungleJoeizzle]

The White Sox field at this rate will be called Checks Cashed Park in 5 years. #realtalk

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These motha fuckin chimes near motha fuckin Art Institute are motha fuckin annoying. #canyounot

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When you quit your job and automatically feel like the Genie in Aladdin. #Free

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It's Friday I got my jeggins on.