Lindsay Phelps

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

I need a new pinned tweet.

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

Adding insult to injury...

[Gerrick Kennedy @GerrickKennedy]

4.5 million people voted to keep slavery legal in California.

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

I don't want to do this again.

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

@CarisAdel I have a three hour class tomorrow night and could not be more grateful lol

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How'd you know?
MAN: There's signs aren't there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

…do you guys not realize that diddy was incredibly famous, therefore knew almost everyone and threw many parties that were likely JUST parties? yes, people have photos with him who had no idea what he was up to and certainly weren’t involved. these witch-hunts remove focus from the ACTUAL villain.

abusers do not abuse everyone. they cannot abuse everyone. they rely on good relationships with many, to get away with abusing the few.

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

4 and a half years Novid. It was a good run, I guess *sigh*

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

@nypost @RacismDog

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

I just learned that J. D. Vance is YOUNGER THAN ME.

I cannot process this.

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

Thanks @SCE for scheduling "routine maintenance" for 6 hours on one of the hottest days of the year instead of literally any other day of the much cooler week. Great job, as always. 👍

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

I love this very much.

[Gay and Tired 🥥 🌴 🇵🇸 @GayChemist]

My favorite part of Cancel Culture is when canceled celebrities get their own streaming specials where they get paid millions to complain about being cancelled and out of work

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

Lol no.

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

I was born in CA and have lived here for 35 of my 40 years. I've been hearing what a nightmarish, falling-apart-at-the-seams hellhole it is the entire time. Statements like this just make me chuckle now. CA certainly has its flaws, but so does every other damn state in the US.

[eye zen hour 🥶 @eyezenhour]

California is collapsing.

If it were a country, it'd be the 5th largest economy in the world.

But it lost 500,000 residents in 2 years – and people are still fleeing.

Here's how politics & greed ruined the best place on Earth:

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

I've said this before, but it's kind of hilarious how the same conservatives who say they want men to be men and women to be women get incredibly mad when women have fun in a stereotypically feminine manner

Is there any way women could act where you wouldn't hate them?

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

@majordouzie Do you have to thaw the dough first or can it go straight into the oven?

[Lindsay Phelps @Junia167]

@rainbowruff Coney Island as a state is the best part.

[sweller @swe11er]

I love how inflamed people get about Ella emhoff. It’s such a great litmus test of whether you perceive young women as people or as decoration.

It doesn’t matter what she looks like, because she’s not dressing for you. A lot of men can’t stand this,