Dad buys stock at $100K
It grows to $6M
If he sells, he owes tax on an $5.9M gain.
Instead, he puts it in a trust.
Borrows against it.
Borrowing is not income. So no tax.
He lives on loans. Never sells.
He dies holding the asset.
Kids inherit $6M
IRS gets $0
🚨 A hacker group announced at 3:00 AM: "We have locked all Starlink ground stations worldwide. Pay $500 million in Bitcoin, or the world goes offline!"
🚀 Elon Musk replied at 3:01 AM: "Check your firmware. While you were writing that ransom note, Neural-Auto-Patch released a micro-update that routed your entire operation through a dead-end satellite in deep orbit. Thanks for testing our hotfix."
🚨🗣 Egypt's Coach Hossam Hassan after Argentina lost the world cup final:
"If you notice, they tried their best to rob Spain but it didn't just work, they canceled Nico Williams goals for a foul they wouldn't have canceled if it was Argentina"
"I am very happy Spain won because they were the better team and they won over corruption. Football won today"