Katrina

Software QA with an editing degree. (Will nitpick for cash.) Opinions are my own. she/her

[Katrina @Juniper200]

It me. https://t.co/LFQV1vzkO0

[Katrina @Juniper200]

I actually kind of proud of how shitty my mid-70s vinyl setup sounds. You'd think you'd have to work to achieve this level of buzz and hiss - not to mention how I don't know how to set the anti-skate! - but it turns out I'm a natural.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

Orlando Bloom set unreasonable beauty standards for elves

[Katrina @Juniper200]

@redoliphaunt ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Katrina @Juniper200]

@redoliphaunt Oh fuck off

[Katrina @Juniper200]

We were there for crummy pizza and janky robots and THATS IT.

[Katrina @Juniper200]

If you’ve ever wondered why I'm messed up, consider that my parents used to take me to Chuck E. Cheese and not let me play games

[Katrina @Juniper200]

@TheBacklogger Yeah I should probably take some iron.

[Katrina @Juniper200]

My 40s truly have been the decade of "Where the hell did this bruise come from?"

[Katrina @Juniper200]

Self-esteem report: in any group of three people, I am definitely the "kill."

[Katrina @Juniper200]

@redoliphaunt Delightful.

[Katrina @Juniper200]

I washed, folded and put away my laundry all on the same day. I need someone to come over to my house and make much of my accomplishment.

[Katrina @Juniper200]

Captain Badminton being styled as a Jack Aubrey pastiche is on the list of my favorite things about #OurFlagMeansDeath .

[Katrina @Juniper200]

How was my day? Reader, I was in my soft clothes before 5:30.

[Nathan Barry @nathanbarry]

In the last year, I built a local newsletter to 10,000 subscribers.

Here’s how I did it:

[Katrina @Juniper200]

Kid Rock has a LOT to answer for, but the thing that will send him to Hell proper is the way no one can ever hear the Werewolves of London piano lick on the radio without at least a little fear ever again.

[Katrina @Juniper200]

Never be afraid to be the first person who arrives somewhere. You know who I love? The first person who shows up at my party, because that means someone's coming to my party after all.

[Katrina @Juniper200]

Guys, was Soul Coughing actually good? Because the alternative is that I set all my musical sensibilities in stone in 1998 and that doesn't sound very cool of me.

[Katrina @Juniper200]

@NotaNumberPod Thank you for playing the Scarecrow theme song and cracking open a 30-year-old MST3K reference for me. I can finally rest.

[Katrina @Juniper200]

Think those New Year's resolutions are finally working! I made the bed, showered and ate, and all before *checks watch* son of a bitch...