"I had to claw my way up from nothing in the cutthroat arena of California politics"
"The president I served under, he didn't like me, tried to sabotage my rising star at every turn"
"Those damn leftist anti-war protestors, damn degenerates wouldn't get off my back"
BREAKING: Brittney Brown, a state employee who was unlawfully fired over a social media post about Charlie Kirk, has secured a $485,000 settlement with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.
Just got exposed for my role in the coverup of a major scandal and had to resign in disgrace. My legacy and political future are completely tarnished. Iโll forever be remembered as a crook. Pineapple with cottage cheese and warm milk.