Dustin Junk

Fake CFL insider.

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Breaking: Bo Levi Mitchell confirms he has small balls

[CFL News @CFL_News]

Bo Levi Mitchell confirms that nowadays the CFL and the NFL use the EXACT same ball. The CFL ball is no longer bigger than the NFL ball.

#CFL #Stamps via @FadooBobcat @JShannonhl

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Sources confirm that Mr. Jones is having a bad week.

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@notrodblack @CFLTAwards @FakeAmbrosie Sources confirm only Luke Tasker knows the whether it is or not. Or does he he?

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@MarieMam1 @Starryberri @sskroughriders Sources confirm that Twitter may not be for you. #fakejournalism

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Sources confirm that the @sskroughriders have been fined for defecating themselves in public place by the Winnipeg police.

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Sources confirm that @Wpg_BlueBombers have just scored two more touchdowns. #halftime

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Sources confirm that Jason Maas was released on bail from the Regina police station after being charged with battery of a Gatorade cooler.

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Sources confirm that @Wpg_BlueBombers are dressing as the @calstampeders playoff run for Halloween this year #choke #boo

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Sources confirm that eating poutine off of French strippers has finally caught up with poor Johnny. #poop

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Stomach flu keeps Johnny Manziel from #Alouettes practice for third day in a row https://t.co/5UzrDXsXZM #Montreal #AlsMTL #CFL

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Sources confirm that the position will require a high tolerance for disappointment.

[Hamilton Tiger-Cats @Ticats]

The Tiger-Cats will be looking for a new Pigskin Pete to carry on the Oskee Wee Wee tradition.

Dan Black, Pigskin Pete for the past 10 seasons, has resigned.

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Sources confirm that Mike Reilly’s dad’s hair will be backing Chris Streveler for the @Wpg_BlueBombers next game.

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Sources confirm that with two more pick-six’s, Nichols will have thrown more TDs for the Riders than Darian Durant.

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Sources confirm that these are the two best teams in the CFL... allegedly. #Stamps #Esks #Fumbles

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Sources confirm that @MattNichols16 has been admitted to the Regina hospital with severe hurt feelings. #ThoughtsAndPrayers

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Sources confirm that media don’t watch playoff football.

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#CFL media poll: #Calstampeders will win the Grey Cup, Johnny the biggest story so far
#AlsMTL #Riders #Ticats #Argos #Redblacks #BCLions #Esks #Redblacks
https://t.co/cAFIuqfiET

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Sources confirm that Duron Carter will be a Ticat by the end of the week.

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#Ticats indoor practice facility to be turned into giant marijuana grow op
#CFL #HamOnt
https://t.co/cDUb2sJHT0

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Sources confirm that after tonight’s performance, water jugs are on high alert.

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Serial smasher of things Jason Maas admits he need to calm down
#CFL #Esks
https://t.co/sr9sErZN1w

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Sources confirm that if @EdmontonEsks would have blown that game any harder, the broadcast would have been rated NC-17.

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Sources confirm that the @Ticats do a pretty convincing @MTLAlouettes impression.