JunkMonkee

Top 7 jungle animal. 3x Jungle All-Pro Team. I’ve cracked school bus sized hippos. just financed a water bed. I do monkey business, google me

[JunkMonkee @JunkMonkee]

There’s a reason big stuffed animal has never made an orangutan. #chopped 🦧

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Just j walked and 30 hive minded dummies walked out into oncoming traffic behind me

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Update: I’m in jail

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These st paddy’s days lunch beers are gonna make flirting with my group mate real easy

[JunkMonkee @JunkMonkee]

These st paddy’s days lunch beers are gonna make flirting with my group mate real easy

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Sources tell me if you drink enough Guinness today they’ll open the strait or hormuz #kissmeimirsh

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Type of shit my dog be hittin while i’m in a zoom call for a “quick chat” with the HR team (apparently calling someone “Porkahontas” isnt ok) #fat

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Junk monkee face reveal #alpha

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Nothing makes you feel like a cog in the gears more than Costco

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Thot daughter or bi son #rolltoms

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Elon musk monkey

[Knight World @KnightWorld]

Little Punch is doing what most of his peers can’t — he runs on two legs for a long time.

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@NatureUnedited Everyone had a roommate like this

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Would tf would I ever want that

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

A monkey was DISGUSTED by an century-aged egg.

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Yes roommate, please blend a cinder block during the #StateOfTheUnion

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Its presentation day and some chicks stole MY seat

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I’m the roommate

[Dug @DETdug]

My roommate got so nervous infront of these two girls at the gym today he forgot my name

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If the tin man had a sheetmetal cock he wouldn’t have to see the oz

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I will not be available for Canada vs USA this sunday, stripper 9-5 waits for no monkey #Olympics2026

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Why would they give him literally the ugliest type of monkey ever #stopanimalcruelty

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A baby Japanese macaque named Punch has gone viral at a zoo outside Tokyo after caretakers gave him a stuffed orangutan for comfort when his mother abandoned him.

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Tonight I will be liquidating my assets (turning beer into piss)

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Influencerflation got eboys filming themselves jump rope at the gym are you fuckin kidding me

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