Julie

not a pleasure to have in class | she/her

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

adulthood is a lot of moving food into increasingly smaller Tupperware

[Shannon Guss (Gaitz) @ShannonGaitz]

If I had a nickel for every time a lawyer told a secret lawyer to be a lawyer as parting words in this episode I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice #Survivor #Survivor45

[mastiff @m4stiff]

girls were not put on this earth to work they were put on this earth to do arts and crafts and drink colorful beverages

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Justice for Paul revere

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

the sexual tension between me and the slightly balding but age appropriate and well dressed guy directly across from me on the T

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

“do you ever feel like a plastic bag” walked so “sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby” could run

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

@RPadden97 @doddleoddle Obsessed with the number of different ways you tried to get this to happen

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

@RPadden97 I’m not out here performing for free

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

can croutons go bad? can stale bread get staler?

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

Wordle 206 2/6

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[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

everyone on my TL is engaged, skiing, or both

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

@rwycallis I, too, was delighted by this

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

@rwycallis I just started watching this week too, just began season 2

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

@rwycallis Nah I think he’s going to take them down someday

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

can we go back to posting Wrapped instead of that you call your dog, Helen “tub of Hellman’s mayonnaise”

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

@rwycallis the ultimate “girl gift” of Christmas past

[Julie @JunkieHumpback]

i don’t care how friendly we are I will be responding to your Spotify wrapped insta story, you did good work this year and I want you to know