Juno Wade

Godess of marriage and childbirth. I am the queen of all gods and godesses. My favorite people are Roman women who are married. Married to Jupiter.

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@jupiteroconnell if you believe that then stop cheating on me and that will fix our marriage. #GoddessOfMarriage

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

Finally a nice day in June, which is the best month ever. If you think any other month is better....then you are wrong.

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@BacchusSontag I already told you I get angry and jealous and I can do some bad things to people!

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@BacchusSontag then at least try to stop acting drunk!

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@BacchusSontag you sound really drunk right now!

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@VulcanRamey ok have a loveless relationship and be lonely forever. I don't care.

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@BigelowMinerva she deserved it.

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

Throwback to when my husband never cheated on me....oh wait that never happened. #TBT #TerribleHusband

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@venusdombrowski You need help!

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@venusdombrowski Tell that to @VulcanRamey

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@venusdombrowski It is my job to try and help people who are having troubled marriages!

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@CybeleTheMater It has had 3 days off in a row and finally decided to show up yesterday, but then it disappeared again today!

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@venusdombrowski Try to have a true loving relationship with just ONE person not a meaningless one with everyone else!

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@CybeleTheMater I don't know where you are looking, but I see dark clouds.

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@venusdombrowski @VulcanRamey you guys should really work things out, I can help you if you need me.

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@BacchusSontag I get jealous and have anger issues. Figure it out.

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

June is the best month and I don't honk that there should be 3 days of rain in a row. Just saying. #WhereIsTheSun

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@VulcanRamey we all know it's not looks.

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

@CybeleTheMater @CeresBarrett you just need 1 day of rain not 2!! 💦☔️

[Juno Wade @JunoWade]

Finally, it's June the best month ever!!!!!