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« Make my messes matter, make this chaos count. » | He/She 💕 S + X 💕 • ENFJ-T //ADMIN IS A MINOR | Some suggestive jokes

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

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[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@Starz1Dreams Oh, I wouldn't let anything happen to him, even if he was- I'll keep him safe. I will. Until he wakes up.

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@Starz1Dreams "Goodnight forever"
Which was already concerning, but now he's not waking up, and I...
Did I miss something? I thought- ech...

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@Starz1Dreams I mean, it's kinda too late to not panic, aha- maybe you're right...

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@Starz1Dreams His face is gone.

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@Starz1Dreams I...
...the last thing he said to me was "You ruined everything"
And I just said "I know."
Not "I'm sorry," not anything that meant anything, just... I can't... this wasn't supposed to...

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@Starz1Dreams His face is gone- it's like he just- turned into a massive asteroid? We can't just... DO that. That's not possible- that shouldn't be possible! Not without some major catastrophe, but let me reiterate, I've been watching him since yesterday!
I don't understand...

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@JupiterS0lstyce ??? Okay, What did he post?

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

...He still hasn't woken up. Odd.

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@Starz1Dreams Well, yes, but- see, this happened right after a little argument, and there's been something up with him all day, so I've been keeping a close eye on him, he hasn't taken anything, but he won't wake up no matter how hard I try, and he posted something right before he fell asleep-

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@Starz1Dreams Seven hours. The others are fine, as far as I can tell. I was able to wake up another that was asleep, think I might have freaked them out with the sudden onslaught of questions
aha

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@Starz1Dreams Ganymede. I tried waking him up, but he's not responding...

[♆ . chimychoo @kinderchocyie]

project hail mary more like project hail PEAK

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@mikqompany Don't do this to me.

[mik ♡ @mikqompany]

JUPITUURN I LOOVE YOUU. JUPITURN. #solarballs

[daily jupiter solarballs * @vividjupi]

334 || he's gonna get a headache u guys 😢

[Bu / Cele 🍉!! // The Satearth CEO 👅 @luv_buxz]

Love is love, happy pride month!!! 🩷🌈

#solarballs #solarballsart #solarballsfanart

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

Get it together.

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

Eugh, should've known doubling it would be a bad idea... may have worked, but now I have none. Great.

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

Oh, fantastic. Just lovely. Splendid. Where is Twilight when I need it. Oh, right! It's back in the Solar System! Sure wish I knew where the hell that was!

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@Starz1Dreams The universe is an infinite wasteland of nothing but emptiness and the occasional star or black hole, with which an encounter very well could spell out the end. No amount of positive thinking will change that.

[🦈 Jupiter 🔭🛰 | 🇵🇸🍉 @JupiterS0lstyce]

@Starz1Dreams Oh, sure. One day, billions of years in the future, when we're two completely different people, maybe our paths will cross. That is, if we're not dead by then. Who knows what could happen?

Good joke, though.