Space Invader 👾 👾

Lost & floundering without Victoria. 💔💔

Sex not gender. Female homosexual. No such thing as cis. Pronouns: Are/bullshit.

[Space Invader 👾 👾 @JurassicLark72]

1) I am a lesbian. I turn 50 this year & have been wedged firmly in the closet since I was about 14 & realised I was "different". I have only ever revealed this to one person in real life, and a small handful of others online down the years.

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

Well that’s one way to start your premiership

[Just Wow @justt_wow]

I was so sure he was after the fish... 😹

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

The fact they both do this is killing me how did they learn this

[Space Invader 👾 👾 @JurassicLark72]

@ToniHepburn85 @underhandrea They look borderline healthy. An absolute affront. I bet they’re "low fat" or something hideous.

[Space Invader 👾 👾 @JurassicLark72]

@ToniHepburn85 See, they can team up when it’s for a good outcome for them both. 😸

[Space Invader 👾 👾 @JurassicLark72]

@ToniHepburn85 Happy birthday to the one-and-only Super Nan! She’s still with you, plus you have feisty Poppy to remember her by. 💕

[Helen Staniland @helenstaniland]

£4 from Amazon.

[Cat is Amazing 🐈‍⬛ @AMAZINGCATSS]

I felt very happy after watching this.

[Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 @damekatydenise_]

Non men with vulvas; when was the last time you bought a bottle of champagne for a complete stranger who’d just emptied their guts in the ladies’ shitter?

I’ll wait.

#BeKind #TransWomenAreWomen 🏳️‍⚧️ 💩

[PonteJack @somersetlevel]

Burnham’s first day in No10 ‘North’

[Space Invader 👾 👾 @JurassicLark72]

@ToniHepburn85 No you know it’s best to check. Must obviously be hard for you too, as I assume with some of them it’s every 3 hours or something. And every day like that, it must wear you out.

[Space Invader 👾 👾 @JurassicLark72]

@ToniHepburn85 It’s horrible when you’ve got to take so many. A constant annoyance every few hours! Still like you say elsewhere, he’d be in pain if he didn’t.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

France vs England was like...

[Space Invader 👾 👾 @JurassicLark72]

@johnsowle Very sorry for your loss, and they are lovely photos to have shared.

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen wondering why on earth you couldn't just text me

[Space Invader 👾 👾 @JurassicLark72]

@ToniHepburn85 Yeah sure, but when I start that in my local supermarket, all I hear is, "She’s at it again, security to aisle 3" over the friggin’ tannoy…

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave.

Me after five minutes:

[Bartholomew al-Būtsī @Inselaffe76]

Best one yet! 😂

[Space Invader 👾 👾 @JurassicLark72]

@ToniHepburn85 Oh look they’ve buggered off down the pub to drown their sorrows after yesterday’s result. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷