John

Geophysicist, gamer, comic book reader, married, father of 2 mischief makers 🇪🇺

[John @JurassicPug]

Back to keeping rats I guess!

[John @JurassicPug]

My dad invented the paperclip

[Snr 🧸 @vinicius_snrr]

Brag about your DAD.

[John @JurassicPug]

@ComradeTheBear We should bury the Statue of Liberty with sand & put some monkey costumes on

[John @JurassicPug]

. @UberEats can't do basic maths.
Offer atm to get 60% off, up to a maximum of £10 back.
Min spend of £25 to qualify.
60% of £25 is £15. But you'll never get that, you can only have £10. So the most you can possibly get is 40% off, if you spend exactly £25, no more, no less 🥴

[John @JurassicPug]

@VancityReynolds Deapool?

[John @JurassicPug]

@lydiakauppi I think it looks quite nice

[John @JurassicPug]

Oh, you're all still here. Hello. What have I missed?

[John @JurassicPug]

@MarmiteManJP 😂

[John @JurassicPug]

what have i missed?

[John @JurassicPug]

2013 , playing Deus Ex: Huh, Adam Jenson sure sounds a lot like Timothy Olyphant... oh but it's some other guy...

2023, playing Starfield: Huh, Sam Coe sure sounds a lot like Timoth...

[John @JurassicPug]

Oh yeah hi, by the way. I've not posted in ages. See you in 6 months probably.

[John @JurassicPug]

Might cancel my Starfield preorder. As a huge fan of Oblivion/Fallout, I know I'll enjoy it despite the mixed reviews, but I don't think I can justify that hefty £70 price tag for a so-so game that will eat up a lot of my time. I got kids to raise & consoles to mod/repair

[John @JurassicPug]

@_Pulpsicle @ActualNames1 I don't think it's either, I think it's pronounced "tear" instead

[John @JurassicPug]

It's become a running joke that anytime anyone asks me how I'm doing, I always say "Tired", without even thinking about it.

But I am so very tired 😪

[John @JurassicPug]

@ComradeTheBear Earthworm Jim!

[John @JurassicPug]

@ComradeTheBear Like going down on Mary Berry

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Tomorrow is the one-year anniversary of "METAL GEAR SOLID PEACE WALKER"'s release. It has already been a year, and it is still a year.

[John @JurassicPug]

"The fridge you can fuck"

[John @JurassicPug]

I'm headed to Vienna next month for work. What's good?

[John @JurassicPug]

See, this is why I kept Twitter around. Never know when you might win some cool stuff

[Apogee Entertainment @Apogee_Ent]

Congratulations to our winners for this giveaway! 🎉

Our lucky winners are...
@elboroto
@JurassicPug
@Grumpmeister

CONGRATULATIONS!

If you didn't win, don't worry. Word has it that next week's giveaway will be legendary.