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[Rem @WillRem]

Somebody put me hip to this recently and it’s a banger 🔥 https://t.co/mN51QnmKV0

[. @JusMeUk]

I used @Shazam to discover Lost Me by GIVĒON. https://t.co/jPKtJ7KKqy

[James English @jamesenglish0]

Phil and Holly on their way to Alton towers

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Deaths due to an irregular heartbeat are likely to be one of the reasons more people than usual have been dying this year - with the number well above average so far https://t.co/o8JmyZPg8U

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Your new Prime Minister ladies and gentleman…is a cunt of the higher order.

[DIRTY DIKE @DirtyDikeSMB]

If your that bloke in the rave right at the front just not moving, can you please fuck off out the way. You lot never used to exist. You are literally sucking the moisture out of the dance. A dehumidifier. Dry bastard. If you’re not feeling it, get your lil insta video and move.

[TYSON FURY @Tyson_Fury]

Urgent news 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Over the Jubilee holidays🙏

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

I hate to be a stickler, but why is Jesus wearing a cross?

[Jesus Fucking Christ 🌈 @SHEsus__Christ]

Never saw a fireman stand outside a burning building because they were too scared to go in. Maybe that’s why there aren’t any “fuck the fire department” songs.

[. @JusMeUk]

Did someone swap his medication?

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

[Clement ♍️ackrony 🇬🇭🇺🇸 @scorony1]

Who checked on you today?
Exactly, so just keep focusing on yourself.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Well done @Tyson_Fury

I did nothing though

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

in case u need to lose a boner fast

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Thanx for all the well wishes about my hips no need for all that coverage in the media esp when there’s a war going on wait till I get my tits done big fucking massive knockers they’ll have an heart attack as you were LG x

[. @JusMeUk]

@JBW90

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Very Happy Raster morning to you lovely people!! 🐇🌷💐

[Noah Michelson @noahmichelson]

I just saw a Reddit post by someone with extreme anxiety asking how to order a sandwich at Subway because they've never tried it and someone replied and wrote out step-by-step instructions without being snarky or judgmental and it's the kindest, sweetest thing I've seen in months

[kldragos @kldragos]

Chatting to multiple girls is not a flex.
A real flex is having a girl that is
untouchable to every single man out there except for you.