TulipsOnMiTongue

Couple things: I love everything Philly and 95% of what I post isn’t true. So, before u complain, laugh. It’ll add years to your life. ✊🏽🖤

[TulipsOnMiTongue @Juslisun2DaMsg]

“Now the Eagles get it back. They’re gonna run some clock or maybe jus throw the dagger. Hurts, goin’ deep. For it all! DeVonta Smith... He Has Got It! TOUCHDOWN!!”

3Q 2:47…34-0🦅💚🦾

[TulipsOnMiTongue @Juslisun2DaMsg]

The creativity. The a-cappella version was brilliant 😂💀

[SilentVillainX🕷️ @EdaGodson0]

The kid is not my son 😂😭

[TulipsOnMiTongue @Juslisun2DaMsg]

Does anyone have any orange slices?

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 BREAKING: Tony Romo arrested for OWI in Milwaukee.

Details: https://t.co/GzYXhUh3Fn

[Seventh Pope @foundallsaint]

9 years ago, Jennifer Lewis, Roz Ryan, and Brandy gifted us with a modern-day Negro spiritual masterpiece.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Trust the

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Philadelphia 76ers sign LeBron

And 76ers fans are losing their minds

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Yeah like they were saying. Anybody would look great at QB for the Eagles.. yeah ooook. HATERS MAN!! Jalen Hurts is SPECIAL. 🤡’s

[Heat Central @TheHeatCentral]

LeBron James drops his announcement to Philly video with Meek Mill’s dreams and nightmares:

(Via IG kingjames)

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

Philly fans, we deserve this. We've suffered more than most NBA fanbases.

[TulipsOnMiTongue @Juslisun2DaMsg]

😂💀 the real question is, as hungry as you were, did you circle back and get something else or did you finish once you cut the cameras? Listen, we will eat the paper remnants on a starburst or “nowlater” if we’re starving! You know black folks don’t be sayin’ now and later.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I tried the new Arby’s Philly Cheesesteak

[TulipsOnMiTongue @Juslisun2DaMsg]

Maxey, VJ, Bron, Emvpiid, and Brown!!! Maaannnn listen!!!

[TulipsOnMiTongue @Juslisun2DaMsg]

Add LeCheeseSteak to your taco Tuesday because we up!!! #GloryToGod

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I thought I was done when the season ended. I wasn't ready to announce it, and I knew I needed some time to really decide, but I was pretty sure I played my last game. I was honest at that last press conference when I said I needed to look at myself and deicide if I still love

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I thought I was done when the season ended. I wasn't ready to announce it, and I knew I needed some time to really decide, but I was pretty sure I played my last game. I was honest at that last press conference when I said I needed to look at myself and deicide if I still love

[TulipsOnMiTongue @Juslisun2DaMsg]

I just know the city is erupting right now with this news. We got LeBron!!! LeFlop LeCroissant. LeKing. LeCheeseSteak. Mannnnn listen. The potential of what could take place in the postseason. This is bigger than Harden. LFG!!!

[TulipsOnMiTongue @Juslisun2DaMsg]

Bron to Sixers is crazzzyyyy good.

Me in June 2027:

[TulipsOnMiTongue @Juslisun2DaMsg]

Let’s Gooooooo!!!! #HereWeCome

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, his agent Rich Paul told @ShamsCharania.

[dank @cptdankkk]

J.R. Smith says he regrets wasting $60,000 in strip clubs when he could've helped his community

“I got Paul George sitting right here. I got DeMar DeRozan right here. I got Russell Westbrook sitting right here. I'm literally sitting next to all of these dudes who are LA guys”

“I'm like, ‘Bro, I'm not counting your chips, but everybody else is. You make $200 million, you make $200 million, you make $175 million, you make $150 million, you make $180 million. Why don't y'all have your own gym? Why we got to go to UCLA to work out in LA every time?”

“Y'all come from the exact same community. You want to inspire kids that look like you. All it takes is five of us. What bank gonna turn us down. We 'bout to build this whole thing out for our community. We're gonna build gyms, rec centers, start leagues and all that. Who's gonna stop us. We got the money. We don't have the mindset”

“Our mindset, we'd rather go throw $60,000 in the club, in the strip club, than go feed 2,500 people in the hood. Think about it. I've done it. I can't sit here and be like, ‘Oh man, I'm a hypocrite.’ I've done this myself. I've thrown money in the club, literally blindly, aimlessly, drunk. And now I sit back, ‘I'm a stupid ass.’ I could have fed my whole community 10 times over with the money I was just late on the bus”

“Because I'm so wrapped into me. I got that Eurocentric mindset. I need this designer jacket. I need these jeans. I need this book bag. I need to be looking like this because the vets got this thing, I'm pushing this car, I'm doing... Why? Who am I impressing. I'm not even fulfilled with me”

[TulipsOnMiTongue @Juslisun2DaMsg]

If we homies and you sleep with the woman I’m about to marry, an ex I used to date, a wife or a girlfriend I currently have, and you come to me as a man, then Imma crack ya mom. It’s the right thing to do because phuk this friendship!

[DaveAY @Daveay7]

Cancelling a wedding with a postcard? That's wild. But why is the friend beside him cos I'd cut them both off.

[TulipsOnMiTongue @Juslisun2DaMsg]

Therapy and crying are good for your mental and emotional health. Don’t let society put you in a box because you’re a man.

[BIG 99 @99hyce]

Bro to Bro:

[TulipsOnMiTongue @Juslisun2DaMsg]

You will die, and people will move on with their lives. So, while you’re alive, become someone they’ll never forget. Write a book. Open a business. Get into shape. Travel. Your goals aren’t out of reach. You just lack discipline and fear rejection. Stop it! Make THIS life count!

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

Hit me with the harshest reality truth.