Ali

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

we need to start being meaner to people who defend having “outdoor” cats and i’m not joking

[Ali @JussAlii]

Showed up 3 hours early for my flight this morning and we still almost missed the plane

[Ali @JussAlii]

I’m moving to PR for my own peace

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

quit all my vices so I decided to (finally!) get really into diet coke, the amazing beverage that immediately makes you feel better with no negative side effects whatsoever

[Ali @JussAlii]

Feeling cute, might crash out ✨

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

[kmiluchis @camilarz_]

como le hice? lo manifesté wey ponte verga

[Ali @JussAlii]

I have to take 4 flights in March boy am I scared 😭

[Ali @JussAlii]

I just love being called Aleshia like ugh fuck you 🥹🥲

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

passive suicidal ideation is so funny bc suicide becomes ur default answer to everything like you go damn i should have cropped that picture better before posting it and your brain goes guess what you should do about this

[Ali @JussAlii]

The urge to kms is heavy in the air today ✨

[Anushka @Kulfei]

I want what they have (money)

[Ali @JussAlii]

I asked for a Paloma at the bar and homeboy gave me tequila and orange juice, I think this is my cue to close out my tab 🥲

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 ᯓ ✈︎ @sovietsoleri]

things keep happening that make me want a cigarette

[Ali @JussAlii]

I mean I’ll never be able to own a house in this lifetime anyways, big ole fuck it

[Ali @JussAlii]

My mom said she had to go pick up my bday present in Mexico that she ordered off of whatsapp. Omg I think she bought me drugs ❤️🤣

[Ali @JussAlii]

That moment when you find out an ex-regular at your job is a seriously convicted pedo 🤢

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

if you can steal my man with a plate of food then u can keep that fat piece of shit

[Jayden Douglass 💭 | AI Coach @JaydenCoach]

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