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hello?

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

today this girl driving a car with a bumper sticker that said “don’t be an asshole 🌞” cut me off so abruptly at an intersection that i almost rear ended her

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

@CheckForMoon where did you move to? 😮

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

we had to put my cat to sleep on thursday and every time i’ve come into the house since i’ve put my foot through the door first to block her from sneaking out but she’s not there 😔

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

i saw this 7 times in a row that summer 🥲 i was staying w my grandparents in a tiny town in northern montana where there was nothing much to do, but the pool and movie theater were each $2 so every day i went to see pirates then went to the pool

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

one time when i was in england there was a guy sitting across the train aisle from us eating hard boiled eggs and it smelled so eggy and gross and then when he got off the train his airpods case fell out of his pocket so don’t eat train eggs or karma will strike you

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

@late_minutes how does a whole ass mansion mysteriously appear tho

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

i do think tho that it was pretty fun and sexy of my homophobic mom to have a bisexual child during pride month

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

i just feel like i should’ve been born in the fall, i have so many more fall birthday ideas than summer ones

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

just to give y'all an idea of the kind of day I'M having, they just played the mr roger's neighborhood song on the radio (idk why??) and i almost started crying at work 🥲

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

anyways my birthdays on monday and i’m gonna be a ✨32 year old lady✨

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

@nospresso @BandQ 😮😮😮

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

@nospresso i can’t wait until i don’t have to wear a mask at work so i can wear all the lipsticks i have 🥲 i used to wear lipstick every single day and now i barely wear it at all

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

@kayla_rosie_e 😂😂😂

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

@nospresso holy shit 😂😂 didn’t trevor unleash that? 😂

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

@ask_aubry no single moms but parents are fine…?¿

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

@rknowyaknow that’s not a vibe 😕

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

i love how all the adults in bluey just Commit to the Bit

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

@FerdPo my dad doesn’t play anymore but he and his friends were such big ol d&d nerds that they started MisCon about it 🥲😅

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

i just feel like the venn diagram of disney adults and people who are gonna buy the hogwarts game has a big overlap

[your local bog witch @JustABogWitch]

@StevenRayMorris pride & prejudice, lord of the rings