el vago

connection oriented/domestication resistant, bi, be genuine MDNI 🔞, NSFW randomly

[💋 @YourFavGem__]

My favorite part about fall is when them mosquitoes go back to hell

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

The way people talk about ADHD on here is a psyop to trick you into not doing things and being a loser. You can read books, you can show up on time, you can work a job, you can do the dishes. You can do anything

[News to Remember @allchronology]

Call me a socialist but if your business model collapses the second you have to pay people fairly, you don’t have a business model, you have a labor camp.

[PushkarRajRoy @PblBeard]

El único local que vendía libros en mi pueblo cerró y pusieron uno de venta de proteínas y suplementos para el gym.

[el vago @JustADude_7]

@sixu495472 😭

[Mad Animals @sixu495472]

Ever seen a kitten give the side‑eye?

[adú @7ai4du]

ppl need to know that you can remain physically faithful and still be disloyal in a hundred quieter ways

[cloudz @cloudz]

How tf is this at 6M impressions

im getting cooked 😭😭

[SERAYAH @warmtonebody]

When women be drunk, they’re outrageous as fuck. A shawty called me and was like “pull that big ass dick out so I can brush my teeth with it”

[☆sb @SeahorseSaraa]

dispensaries not opening till 9am isnt very "wake & bake" of yallll

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani to turn outdated NYC building into 4,000 units of affordable housing.

[Olaromola🇳🇬 @abike1999]

If he actually liked you, he wouldn't even let you do that

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Sen. @PattyMurray: Do you believe an IUD is a form of abortion?

Trump's FDA Commissioner nominee: If I'm confirmed, I'll be briefed on that

Murray: I don't think you answered the question. It is deeply alarming that the prospective FDA commissioner doesn't know that birth control is not an abortion.

[sam snow⋆❆₊⊹ @sxmswrld]

girl relax it won’t run away

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Obama is absolutely right here.

There is no doubt that if we had more women in charge, there would be less war, better healthcare, better education, and less income inequality.

Obama: "If you put women in charge of every government for two years... I have a strong belief that things would be better. I'm confident about that."

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨WOW! Josh Hawley was just asked about TWO separate alleged gay affair allegations.

THIS is what good journalism looks like!

[Swamp Watch @Swamp__Watch]

BREAKING: DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin has lived with Rep. Jason Smith for 3 years.

He and his "roommate" both opposed legalizing gay marriage.