the mayor of townsville

twink emeritus

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

i would like some attention, please

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

@hexmebabe I need it bad

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

@JockRockNation He’s ugly

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

Again I’m so sorry that my regular Twitter got banned and all of you who want porn have to deal with my sports takes

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

I fucking hate Sean Payton

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

@absentego @overitall69 Some butt ugly Nazi

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

@nikolongg All night long

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

Reverse alt drop lmk if you want my regular account where I post cuter pics and talk about sports and politics and music:)

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

Like cool now I don’t have AirPods for the rest of my flight cuz I dropped them under my seat fuck this

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

AirPods fucking suck you used to be able to just plug shit into your phone now you can lose this shit so easy and it ruins your fucking life I fucking hate AirPods

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

Crazy horny on my flight hmu ;)

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

Like girl you think the two gay men in this group of all straight women wanted to stay out after yoh all went home just to drink? What the fuck? and now I gotta babysit you and I don’t get to suck cock? Fuck, read a goddamn room

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

Being cock blocked in Puerto Rico is fucking crazy

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

This is why I’m heterophobic

[Caden @kidcadoe]

Bush is just the mustache of the shaft

[the mayor of townsville @JustADumbTop]

What if instead of moving to Chicago I moved to New York?

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

If that's not symbolic as hell. Is that a sign from the universe? LMAOOO

[åπd®ew Bølęy 🐢🐢🐢 @Andrew__Boley]

Anora would’ve been better if she educated men on communist theory while working at her local unhoused shelter, the movie culminating in a musical number from a diverse group of women that promotes friendship, community, phDs and sex workers