Jason Bourne

Shower ring salesman and part time Yelp reviewer.

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

Life funny as hell. Gotta laugh to keep from going insane

[King Leo @NYWiseass]

Lord, thank you for allowing me to see another day.

[Agave Blame @blame_two]

We need a documentary done on CrossFit culture.

[Idaho Slim, The Potato Pimp @CuzDubSaidSo]

Everyone is either projecting or trying to get some attention by saying some dickhead stuff smh

I'm just tryna laugh and keep up with events....yall take that relationship shit to Iyanla beloved

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

ESPN waking Woj up in the middle of the night to tell us Ime might’ve had a consensual relationship with a staffer. Meanwhile, their army of NFL guys haven’t said a single word about Brett Farve stealing all that money that was earmarked to help poor people in Mississippi

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

No answer? Don’t keep messaging. Respect yourself.

[Agave Blame @blame_two]

Can’t wait for the inevitable “where did all these gambling addicts come from? How did we get here?” takes in the coming years.

[Jason Bourne @JustAFordable]

I will never understand people that stand up as soon as the plane lands.

[Jason Bourne @JustAFordable]

Let me go ahead and schedule some vacation days because nigga…

[🍜. @asia_fitfoodie]

i wish y’all would stop filming Delonte West. either help him or leave him alone. it’s getting weird.

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

I just wanna sleep past 8AM on a weekend. PLEASE

[Alain @Alain_Patron]

Fuck Miles Bridges’ “bag.”

The woman he put hands on should be the concern.

[🦖 Black Big Lebowski 🦖 @LaJethroJenkins]

“You ready to go?” is my love language.

[Chili Poppa @MellowMir]

They wanna regulate women’s bodies but not guns.

[NMB @Glenn_Coco29]

We need to stop lifetime appointments! These people won’t even be around to feel the impact of their decisions

[Jason Bourne @JustAFordable]

What a day

[Jason Bourne @JustAFordable]

Another delayed flight…what a surprise 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Fast Times @KarateSkool]

And stop talking about arming teachers. Stop that immediately. Armed teachers in schools will drive up school shooting situations even more. Some teachers are barely getting by with just understanding relationships with difficult students. imagine some of them with a gun

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Throughout the years people have blamed the gun violence in this country on:
��movies and TV shows
•rap music
•video games

It’s like people are more concerned with placing blame than they are with solutions to the problem

[Jason Bourne @JustAFordable]

Another delayed flight what a surprise