Wade Wilson

||#Mayhem||Older: @FullofVitaminC||Teen!Wade||AU||

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@chimeraromero And I love you. It's just that...I don't think I'm ready for a relationship just yet.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

Well...*Wade scratches the back of his neck, looking away from @chimeraromero*

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

//Why must you hurt me in this way? https://t.co/MkVxVz6bMs

[Ｗ． Ｗｉｌｓｏｎ @ProvokedGenus]

||: I miss when Wade had a son, Wade jr. Father / son boNDING.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@chimeraromero Okay.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@chimeraromero Well...I dunno. Lemme think about it.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

*Wade wraps his arms around @chimeraromero* Truth is, I'm not sure I'm ready to move.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@chimeraromero Gwen, MJ, and Peter.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@chimeraromero Can my friends come? I won't leave New York without them.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@chimeraromero Yes.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

*Wade squints at @FxstMetabolism, holding a hand out to the man*

I like you. You're cool.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@FxstMetabolism

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@FxstMetabolism http://t.co/OPeTV1wba3

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@FxstMetabolism

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@chimeraromero Babe, even /death/ is nothing more than a ten second inconvenience...And ex girlfriend...

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@FxstMetabolism

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

To the anime accounts favoriting and retweeting:

I don't know you. I don't know how you found me. I'm scared.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

To that weed account that favorited my tweet:

Wrong kinda MJ.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@chimeraromero It's funny because of how creative someone can get, only to have it backfire.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@chimeraromero But it's fun! Makes MJ and Gwen laugh their asses off.

[Wade Wilson @JustAJuniorMerc]

@chimeraromero I don't think you understand.