bitty

I mean I’m fine

[bitty @JustALilBitt]

mawwiage

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@Ticketmaster I’ve tried this over 50 times, yet I can see seats disappearing as I try. What can I do to ACTUALLY get tickets to Taylor Swift??

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@EastonSothman Lake of the Ozarks!! Just an Airbnb we found 😇

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beep boop we’re engaged

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@EastonSothman sup my dude

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whoa hey twitter been a min

[bitty @JustALilBitt]

sitting in my car outside my new job a little too early listening to tswift to pump me up. this is 25.

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if anyone would like to sponsor my happiness my v3nmo is emily_bittner thx

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@geeeWhis we don’t know either it’s a dark time

[bitty @JustALilBitt]

so I met this guy on bumble almost a year ago and now im moving in with him on saturday and we’re like in love and stuff life’s crazy dude

[bitty @JustALilBitt]

I need a friend with a pool

[bitty @JustALilBitt]

I truly cannot fathom the idea of wearing heels and boujee clothes for everyday wear.. like go off boo you look AMAZING but like don’t your ankles hurt ?????

[Oso, The Photographer🐻 @OsoThaGoat]

2011 W university Dr McKinney, TX 75071

Yall know what to do.

[bitty @JustALilBitt]

@P__Whale They will NEVER EVER stop

[Padraic Judge @PadraicJudge]

Comic made in the 1930s. History repeats over and over

[bitty @JustALilBitt]

somebody give him a goddamned cookie

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Iroh. He has not received a single cookie for being a good boy at the vet. The crumbs on the table are from practice cookies. Those don't count. 12/10

[bitty @JustALilBitt]

Not that the anti-vax part is relevant here but it brings the point home

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“masks aren’t effective” i didn’t get a cold once this year

[bitty @JustALilBitt]

okay but what’s biden’s plan to get rid of seasonal allergies

[bitty @JustALilBitt]

stop passive aggressively making your adult children feel shitty about every life decision they make 2021