Pineapple

Official Account for Pineapple Affairs

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

The government hates you

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

Please don't shit in the wellness room

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

How'd you get a job there, FUCKFACE?

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

The same people that thought Lolapalooza was just fine are now saying that Sturgis will be a superspreader disaster.

So when mostly liberals gather it’s safe but when mostly conservatives gather it’s a problem?

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

Piss

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

The block is HOT

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

If you pay locals of a Central American country to shit on you through a hole in a hammock, the United States government MIGHT make you kill yourself in a Spanish prison

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

MFers out here dipping their balls in tajín

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

YOU'RE FUCKING BILLY BALDWIN AREN'T YOU!??

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

Bitches love monstera leaves

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We still want that piss tape...

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

Pineapples are always gay.. not just in JUNE

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

Life's too short. Make as much piss as possible

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

Cum

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Love some march madness!

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

Looking for more dudes to join in the BEEF BARN

[Pineapple @JustAPineapple]

Fuck Nancy Reagan

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@michaeljburry @SEC_Enforcement

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I need those fucking vibes

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Pineapple could be a currency