With WhatsApp, Facebook and Instagram down, we’d like to reintroduce you to two revolutionary new features… the S-M-S and the phone call (pronounced ‘fone call’) 👵🏻
Speed of things in this universe from slowest to fastest :
< Airplane
< Sound
< Jeff Bezos’ questionable shaped rocket
< Light
< The time the guy behind me takes to honk when the light turns green.
@whokilleddb@fckeveryword The british brain is split in two halves. The left side which generates feelings of shame and self loathing. And the right side which generates feelings of shame and self loathing.
@PeterSchiff If I were to buy some Gold, how would I know when to sell? If your answer is never to sell, then what is the point of buying in the first place?