palexander

ta cabron la cosa

[palexander @JustAlexTho]

@Lassimak The Dallas stars of Plano

[Amanda Atwell @AmandaMAtwell]

If you’d rather battle 635 or I-35 at 5PM than take the TRE or DART to Victory Station you might be brain dead

[Count Dooku @tyranus999]

Wearing pants every time I golf regardless of temperature because a don doesn’t wear shorts

[- @NotPaneen]

I see the exact same lion that I see on that Chelsea badge.

[Les Grossman @Joshua108739754]

Range finder said: 162
Score card said: 157
Chunked 9 iron said: 135
Cart girl said: 9499546119

[Null .ᐟ @nullmoeba]

the teacher mannerisms followed him to deep space i'm gonna die laughing

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

.@Doordash one of your employees is refusing to denounce Israel

[DC Pierson @DCpierson]

DON DRAPER: "We quiero many things. Family, safety, love. But this guy--"
(Taps drawing of chihuahua)
"There's only one thing he quieros."

[palexander @JustAlexTho]

@Ashley_Ketchup

[alina @idthrowroses]

sorry kids you’re not going to college because mommy had to see harry styles 30 times at madison square garden

[palexander @JustAlexTho]

These derry kids can’t catch a fucking break man

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning, an ICE agent murdered a woman in Minneapolis—only the latest horror in a year full of cruelty.

As ICE attacks our neighbors across America, it is an attack on us all. New York stands with immigrants today, and every day that follows.

[Sergio Pérez @SChecoPerez]

Perhaps 🤣

[palexander @JustAlexTho]

Fucking hell he was spot on.

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

It's gonna be sad watching Delap and Pedro get the benefit of the doubt Jackson never did en route to less goals than the 14 he scored in his first season on a much worse team

[Max @MaxFSport]

Palmer’s reaction to Noni being subbed on to boos

[bag @mookiebag]

Leftover mac & cheese warming up on zero day rest after throwing 96 pitches last night

[Advit 🇪🇸🇦🇷 @advitwake]

Zohran Mamdani is a good politician but I cannot look past his personal beliefs.

In 2025 how have we let someone have such a huge platform while supporting such a terrible organisation. I can accept a lot of things but supporting Arsenal is where I draw the line.

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

“MVP” Mookie Betts during his 10th opportunity to win the game

[palexander @JustAlexTho]

I need a max v mclaren title fight injected into my veins

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! 💪 MAX IS ON POLE POSITION IN AUSTIN! 🇺🇸

#F1 || @Max33Verstappen 🦁