uncouth joseph

I mostly tweet from the toilet while I'm at work... call it shit talking

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

@KiwiOnTheSticks Hell, with everything going on, be whimsical in SPITE lol

But you can't let the world beat you down and take your joy; AND THEN, in turn, try and rob someone of theirs?

This is the worst timeline, for sure

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

So, people don't like joy?

Some folks have let adulthood strip them of their whimsy and that's too damn bad

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

Every once in a while I get told I’m too weird/cringe/goofy to get a man and let me tell you…. that has not been my experience 😭

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

I do not believe the answer to this exists outside of traditional gender roles

HOWEVER (love a preposition), when you consider nature, there is a science behind attracting a mate and there is a very specific reason why most, especially in birds, the males are more vibrant

[Krystal D. Creative ☀️ @krystalshanelle]

Outside of traditional gender roles!!

Why is a woman initiating romantic gestures sometimes seen as desperate?

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

Why am I learning that, apparently, people don't like lemon pepper???

Every day y'all wake up and decide to tell lies

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

@ksdotlewis It really combines my two favorite things, frfr: cake and pasta

Paired with a Chianti, Imma need some privacy with that lol

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

My favorite thing about lasagna is that it's like someone looked at spaghetti and said, "Now make it cake."

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

Yall want lasagna for dinner tonight??
Let’s see if that meat thawed by this afternoon 😂

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

I need to get back to work

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

Turn it all off and turn it back on again... gotta reset, at this point

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

It’s definitely $3.89-3.99 here in Augusta. And that’s for REGULAR!

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

Unironically listening to the Digievolve song on this flight

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

@TiredElementary BAM

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

It don't?

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Black people treat the freezer like it cancels expiration dates

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

CHICAGO I'M IN YOU

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

The intensity of these tweets about Doom makes my heart smile

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

**Is baby, he IS that strong, and please know damn near everybody bout to die cause Doom is not to be fucked with!

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

😭😭😭

[Nue @Nuecents37]

Dr. Doom as soon as he sees Professor X

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

Louder than the trumpets announcing the second coming

[Jassy @bossbabejass]

Oxtail or Curry Goat? 👀

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

Is... is that pronounced
Urkel?

[Eren Chen @ErenChenAI]

My favorite moment from the entire URKL Robot Fight!

One brutal kick sent the robot's head hanging loose. and it somehow kept fighting like nothing happened!

I completely lost it. Had to lower down the volume of my laugh 😂😂

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

Yall be in my replies calling people bitches and slurs and stuff plssss I don’t want all this negativity

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

I ain't never in my life seen an akatsuki back plate on a glock until now...

[uncouth joseph @JustAnothaNWord]

@TiredElementary And what if I said I agree?