MelC

Domestic Goddess & Super Organised Dynamo. Wife, mother, chief cook and bottle washer. #ethicalconsumer

[MelC @JustAskMel]

@MissLauraFell

[MelC @JustAskMel]

@MissLauraFell

[Shit Barrister @shitbarrister]

It’s A-level day tomorrow. If you fuck up, don’t worry too much. You can bounce back. I did, and I’m a fuckwit.

I remember how bewildered and helpless I felt. Horrendous day.

Care about it of course. Bank the feeling so you don’t forget it. But it’s just one part of your story.

[SBC @scotborders]

This lovely older lady was found in #Hawick and has been taken to the vet for observation. We think she is around 11 or 12 but there is no collar or chip. Let's help get her home #straydog #patterdaleterrier

[MelC @JustAskMel]

Superb!! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻😎

[MelC @JustAskMel]

@DrAdrianHeald @Flippin_Menthol It’s Mel... and, yes, it is indeed ironic however I asked because I was genuinely interested.

[MelC @JustAskMel]

@Flippin_Menthol Why would you assume that? 🤔

[MelC @JustAskMel]

@Flippin_Menthol Hiya. Would really appreciate an explanation about why obesity, in the majority, is an illness? Thanks

[Ben Rothery Illustration @BRillustrations]

Last night's flood destroyed most of my stock & we need to start again almost from scratch so if you have been toying with the idea of getting something from me, we could really do with your orders right now.

We'll even give you 25% off to say thankyou because everyone knows

[🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Just Nigel🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @nothing_human]

If you watch just one thing today, let it be this... you’re welcome! Have a good day! https://t.co/Ibxh7SLefl

[Paul @bingowings14]

I think I’ve done myself a mischief.

[MelC @JustAskMel]

@Sealdiver He’s beautiful, Ben 😍

[Bamalu🖕🏼🖕🏼 @bamafangrl]

Do y’all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information?
Yeah. It wasn’t that. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[MelC @JustAskMel]

Crank 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻🤪

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

UPDATE!

We all know that the word “woman” is offensive because it contains the word “man”.

But did you know that the word “black” is equally offensive because it contains the word “lack”, suggesting inferiority?

From now on, it is no longer “black woman” but “blxck womxn”. ✊🏾

[MelC @JustAskMel]

Shouty. Sweary. SPOT ON

[Chivvers Tinklebottom @MrArtnada]

@BBCNews I’ll let @JonathanPieNews answer your question
https://t.co/7erQztDCqt

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

Ok, I'll admit - this one even caught me by surprise.

[MelC @JustAskMel]

What he said 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻🤗

[Ben Burville @Sealdiver]

@CwallWildlife @BDMLR @Suesseals @CornwallLifeMag @Cornwall_Marine @BBCSpotlight @SeaStephWarrior @simply_cornwall @Seal_Sanctuary @SealScotland For divers & snorkelers:
Do not approach seals hauled out on rocks-esp snorkelers!
Do not surface next to hauled out seals
Underwater seals are in control and at ease BUT do not approach seals if they are lying motionless in gulleys or on seabed -they are sleeping! #DoNotDisturb

[Carl Bouverie-Brine RE @CarlBrine]

You know those cute fluffy dogs you all so adore and love so much?
They don't wear shoes.
Stop walking them on the hot tarmac.
Their feet burn

[MelC @JustAskMel]

The life of an #ethical #pigfarmer 🥰

[Peter Mawson @HighFarndale]

I hated sun tan lotion as a kid; some of the piglets feel the same way too 😎😁

#hottestdayoftheyear