Spencer

Book reader. Show watcher. Chronically online only because this app has the funniest people alive and I refuse to give that up.

[Spencer @JustCallMeSpenc]

*Another* episode of Kenzie and her drama. I’m tired. 🫩

[Red @kcunique_]

I could never have all this affection for a man that plays in my friend’s face. You have my friend crying too much and I’ll hate you, even if she loves you

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I miss the days when we could all agree that white supremacists, Nazis and pedophiles were bad and belonged in fucking prison.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

👏DO👏NOT👏LET👏THIS👏STORY👏DIE👏

Texas Attorney General, and now Republican nominee for the Texas Senate Ken Paxton gave his friend 28 days in jail after he repeatedly raped a young boy.

He does not have to register as a sex offender.

He didn’t even lose his license to practice law.

[Hans senfuma @senfumahans]

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a Utopia of peace, unity andhappiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Having a wedding during a major holiday weekend, in one of the countries largest cities, impacting millions of people, during a heat wave where the mayor is asking people to turn their AC up, is Marie Antoinette levels of disconnect. Coming to Disney+ Fall 2026.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

It doesn't have to be this way.

[Spencer @JustCallMeSpenc]

The Bear is a show for neurotypicals because my ass is stressed every damn episode to a point I almost can’t enjoy it

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Having to watch the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet kill everything in their path on their quest to hoard the most amount of money possible is excruciating.

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

To the people asking what Obama did to make Republicans hate him, he's black. That's it. Period. There's no other reason. You can stop asking.

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

i like how the U.S. soccer team is the only one people ever specify as the *men’s* because the U.S. women’s team is a hydrogen bomb while the men’s is a coughing baby

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

Gal is very obviously a gay man lmfaoo why isn’t anyone saying anything about this

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

I be unliking a post I don't agree with because I liked it too fast without reading to the end

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[jude @wishfu1l]

“u dont remember nothing that happened at casa?” TALK YOUR SHIT MOTHER!! KEEP IT CUTE TO MISS MEGAN THEEEE STALLION DUDC #loveislandusa

[Spencer @JustCallMeSpenc]

Are they seriously going to make us wait till 8pm!?? #LoveIslandUSA

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You know who'd love Meta glasses? Serial killers, pedophiles, stalkers, voyeurs, blackmailers, and losers.

[Spencer @JustCallMeSpenc]

To in Brinity and beyond!!!