The_Slab_Sybarite

Self-proclaimed Professional Mario Kart 8 / Pokemon Unite Player

Soon to be Member of Moist Esports

Twitch - The_Slab_Sybarite
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[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

Youssef Zalal with the most boring 3rd round in the history of UFC. Why keep these kinds of guys.

I want champions that actually fight, not run like pussies
#UFCVegas102

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

Thank you for making me a fan again. That was fucking awesome @TripleH @StephMcMahon #RoyalRumble

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

Good season though...

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

@JayD__5 First you take the lions out of the running then you cant manage to run 50 yards. 10/10 Most hated person of the year. @Commanders

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

PLEASE JUST RUN JAYDEN FOR 2 MORE FUCKING YARDS @JayD__5 @Commanders #WASvsPHI

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

@JayD__5 Please run for 2 more yards

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

You should never judge another UFC fight again @haad77

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

9-Leg Parley with just the home town fighters because this shit is more scripted then WWE #UFC308

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

Why are these guys signed to the UFC? #UFCVegas99

[Josh Zele @joshzele]

The UFC is going to a dark place with all these boring champions. I’m not a hardcore fan, give me shit if you want. But watching Belal or Merab just do ground work with no real attempt at a submission is tough to watch. I believe a lot of people agree.

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

These camera changes are going to make me sick. This card is going to be a nightmare to watch online. #UFC306

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

I hope the UFC and gambling administrations look into that judge. This shit is getting blatantly criminal at this point. #UFC305 #HowieBooth

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

@DKSportsbook Getting real close to lawsuit territory with this shit. Sponsoring the event that you're rigging is wild

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

@RickySimonUFC Bro what the fuck were you doing in there? Guy literally has a completely compromised leg and you refuse to go in? Quit talking shit before the fight and bring that shit to it... #UFC303

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

@DumbsYT @Rivalrvn Its almost like you didnt come up with anything because you stole someone's art for your own post?

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

Sounds like animal abuse to me... How the fuck don't you realize your cat is in a return box?

Utahns reunited with pet cat they accidentally shipped with Amazon return https://t.co/9BovzgnbhF

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

Remember the good ol days at The Blind Pig in Ann Arbor Michigan? @lildickytweets

[Gamer Supps® @GamerSupps]

think you can make it to first base with this new waifu?

good luck trying to hit 💥

[The_Slab_Sybarite @JustCallMe_Slab]

@DetroitRedWings Watching from the comfort of my zam at work.