Carl

Personal Account! Go follow @/ChronoCarl for streaming stuff.

[Carl @JustCarlC]

Had a dream i raided out to northernlion and he told me to send instructions on pirating Photoshop to the business email because he was "tired of being chained down by the man" via subscription fees

[Carl @JustCarlC]

needed 8 cups of water, did the most halfhearted 6 7 gesture on the 7th and realized exactly how koopas must feel

[Carl @JustCarlC]

@termiteloverr @devilmayqueue yoooo

[Carl @JustCarlC]

because they genuinely don't. they never developed object permanence. they're just not as smart as ordinary people.

i've learned not to blame them, its tragic really

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

why do people in toronto walk like they’ve never even considered there could be someone behind them

[Carl @JustCarlC]

@EndarSpears @SNIC_C what a deal

[Carl @JustCarlC]

holy shit its only like 8 dollars

[Carl @JustCarlC]

its a shame that fatekeeper is "focus, m"-coded because it looks good

[Carl @JustCarlC]

its a shame that fatekeeper is "focus, m"-coded because it looks good

[Carl @JustCarlC]

@devilmayqueue That's real as fuck though

[Carl @JustCarlC]

@LeOtherOther holy shit

[Carl @JustCarlC]

sewing is so time consuming if only there were some kind of machine to speed up the process

[Carl @JustCarlC]

i cant escape it

[movie tweets @lauren_w67]

"Go inside or go home" 😭😭

[Carl @JustCarlC]

this jit cracks DAWs

[Violet @gamingnoobdev]

how do i crack fl studio

[Carl @JustCarlC]

@devilmayqueue good luck

[Carl @JustCarlC]

@devilmayqueue My ass gotta be silver then

[Carl @JustCarlC]

@devilmayqueue Did you look at prices for premiere

[Carl @JustCarlC]

@devilmayqueue I mean you are cool as hell so

[Carl @JustCarlC]

@devilmayqueue Unfortunate but valid

[Carl @JustCarlC]

@devilmayqueue where to next?

[Carl @JustCarlC]

ugh yet another product google is killing off

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: Google is planning to release 32 million mosquitoes across Florida and California.

The company has asked the EPA for permission to proceed, with the public given until June 5 to respond.

The mosquitoes are infected with Wolbachia bacteria, which stops them from reproducing and slowly collapses the wild population from within.

Google's previous Debug Project trial in California's Central Valley nearly eliminated mosquitoes from three test sites entirely. A separate trial in Singapore cut dengue cases by 70% within 12 months.

Google has now released over 1 billion mosquitoes across four continents. This new proposal is the largest deployment in US history.