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[The Notorious YGL @jahmekyagyal]

One of the things I’d love addressed by law is the inability to add your parents to your company health insurance scheme. Once they are senior citizens, you should be able to treat them as your dependents in every single way including being able to add them to your insurance

[MisterQuigley33 @MisterQuigley33]

People have given me pushback about sharing Ms. Rachel clips. Upon further consideration, I have decided to double the fuck down.

[kennedi @kennnedl]

my talent is being drawn to the most expensive option before ever seeing the price tag

[Feminist Witch 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🌙 @DonCorleANN]

I don’t even love myself that much

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Me facing the work from Friday that i had postponed to Monday

[Madame President @daraababyyy]

When I become President, ladies under 25 will not be allowed to get married.

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

How do you guys come up with this stuff?? 😭

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Woah We’ve lost a lot of followers since we said free Palestine but we’ll say it again FREE PALESTINE

[☠🤍𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙🖤👻 @ghostprxncess]

So twitter was mad at Lady Gaga for using a surrogate and saying she should have adopted.

.... Now they're mad at Millie Bobby Brown for adopting because she should have birthed her own kids

But JUST last week they were mad at Ciara for her 5th pregnancy

Annie are you okay?

[Jamrick @jamrick_]

My cousin's daughter is missing. Kindly help us share this post widely. Any information that may help us locate her will be greatly appreciated.

[Joys Sparkle @JoysSparkle]

Scientists should discover a way for men to carry pregnancies please so we can rest

[Jamrick @jamrick_]

That one retweet can help save a life tahnk you.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

You gotta want this shit as bad as plankton want that formula

[zayn @zaynmalik]

#FreePalestine.

[ThatMediaBabe @1MariahMariah]

Sometimes lover girl, always Lucy Kibaki😩

[Okowa Nashon @OkowaNashon]

CORRECTION: *…to be held in Nairobi.

You can’t say London then say Africa. @SkyNews

[PLUTO 🇸🇳🇸🇴☭ @osofspades]

I will now be slandering Ed Sheeran

[Feli @_Feli_19]

Mtu apee my sister Kazi please, she's graduated with a second class upper in mathematical science (statistics),,, retweet widely please

[Animalitos en aprietos. @Animalesaprieto]

Yo gastando mi dinero en cosas que Sí necesito: