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Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
I'm Mitzi McColley Sorensen's (Rep'd by Victoria Lea at the Aponte Literary Agency) favorite protagonist and can kick the Disney animated character's asses.
Cleverly disguised as an adult
Joined February 2013
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Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
about 6 years ago
Who needs online dating when they now have grocery senior hour.
JustClancy
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Brian Hope
@Brianhopecomedy
about 9 years ago
I'm suing the zoo as we followed their advice and now our cat is dead.
JustClancy
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Brian Hope
@Brianhopecomedy
over 11 years ago
Told my 6 year old to ask questions throughout the game so I can teach him the rules of football. I'm not telling him there's a 2nd half.
Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
almost 9 years ago
Craigslist seller: Offer no good. I'd rather burn it Me: Your veneer chest won't burn hot enough. Add Eucalyptus. It's a good source of heat
Who to follow
Donald White
@NameDonaldWhite
Prolific writer and voracious reader. Author of Otherplace, Getaway, Afterworld, Pulling Strings, Mystic Trails and The Path of Enlightenment.
Jim Crigler
@CrigsBooks
Author, Mason & Penfield Mysteries. Retired from day job in high tech; married. empty-nester. My grandkids call me Gaffer.
JustClancy
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Just Bill
@WilliamAder
over 9 years ago
Me: Wow! Come out here and look at this Supermoon. Wife: That's a street light. Me: That would explain the buzzing.
Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
over 9 years ago
Just saw two dead deer by the side of the road. You were right mom. Bad things happen when you run with the wrong crowd!
Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
over 11 years ago
My sister can't give up cigarettes because she's addicted to lighters.
JustClancy
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Swishergirl
@Swishergirl24
over 11 years ago
I would have kids, but they just seem like horrible loud dogs that live forever.
JustClancy
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Just Bill
@WilliamAder
over 11 years ago
Boss: Thank you for taking minutes at the staff meeting. Me: That was my dream journal.
JustClancy
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Brian Hope
@Brianhopecomedy
over 11 years ago
I assume the guy that gave this hotel 4 stars on Trip Advisor had never been on a bed before.
JustClancy
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Brian Hope
@Brianhopecomedy
over 11 years ago
My buddy was a little behind the times and finally did the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge last week. He died from hypothermia.
JustClancy
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Brian Hope
@Brianhopecomedy
over 11 years ago
I know I did a good job dressing my 3 year old when my wife doesn't have to tell everyone she sees that I dressed her.
Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
over 11 years ago
I sent that 'Ancestry' site some information and they sent back their condolences.
Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
over 11 years ago
Santa saw what my friends posted on my facebook timeline. They're all getting clothes and a bible for Christmas.
Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
over 11 years ago
I keep hitting the delete key, but my boss is still hovering over me!
Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
almost 12 years ago
3 yr: Why is your house small? Me: Because only one person lives here. 4 yr: So . . . ask Santa for a friend & you can get a bigger place.
Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
almost 12 years ago
I had natural childbirth with all four of my children . . . . I didn't wear any makeup.
Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
almost 12 years ago
Kim Kardashian is releasing a 352-page hardcover book of her selfies. Proof she can neither read nor write. We've hit rock bottom.
Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
almost 12 years ago
<------------Takes a shower every time the computer tells her to refresh.
Taste of Orange
@JustClancy
almost 12 years ago
I'm in Costco having an out-of-money experience.
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