Connor/Mickey

Pre-school dropout | John 15:17 🥹❤️ | Sweet tea lover | Flawed sinner trying to live like Jesus | Can beat my Mom in a fight | Will cry if poked in collarbone

[Connor/Mickey @JustConnorD_]

Rose from Titanic should’ve been arrested for Identity Theft. There’s other charges too but I forgot.

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I wish I was a dinosaur 🦖🦕🐊🐓

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It smells like a Mexican restaurant in my bedroom

[Connor/Mickey @JustConnorD_]

Imagine if they made sushi but used raw salmon

[Connor/Mickey @JustConnorD_]

I wish somebody would just dress me up in a princess costume and call me a pretty boy. Is that too much to ask for??? 😩😖

[Connor/Mickey @JustConnorD_]

I want to be a discord kitten

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I want a pet rock

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I like Latinas

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Don’t look at the moon

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I might restart watching Narcos: Mexico again. The one with Michael Peña.

[Connor/Mickey @JustConnorD_]

I don’t understand sliders. If you want a cheeseburger just eat a damn cheeseburger. Nobody’s forcing you to eat mini cheeseburgers. Why eat a mini when you can just get the whole thing?
(Health and financial reasons get a pass)

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Don’t be scared of thunder. It’s just God accidentally dropping some of the furniture to the place he’s preparing for us 🥹🤣❤️.

[Connor/Mickey @JustConnorD_]

When I die, if I wake up with an upset stomach I will know that I’m in hell.

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I don’t care if this is controversial. It’s my opinion.

I hope Ukraine will join NATO one day 🇺🇦💛💙🇺🇸

[Connor/Mickey @JustConnorD_]

Happy birthday America! You big sexy beautiful beast!
😚🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Connor/Mickey @JustConnorD_]

I miss the smell of walking into an arcade.

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Thought of the day: I wanna date me a goth woman.

[Connor/Mickey @JustConnorD_]

I want to be a watchmaker who specializes in making steampunk pocket watches from the Victorian Era and I want to live in a windmill on a farm.