Dave

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[Dave @JustDave87]

This clown will be worse than the assistant at Newcastle

Severe case of main character syndrome.

[Daniel McDonnell @McDonnellDan]

Damien Duff is back in English football after agreeing to become the assistant head coach at Brentford working under Keith Andrews

Deal agreed last week after talks across past month. Just announced by club.

Story coming shortly on @IndoSport with the background to the deal

[Dave @JustDave87]

@DazzaDavies Fuckin yank as well. Call the rest of the world cup off ffs

[Dave @JustDave87]

How in the name of God is that a red card 🤣

[Dave @JustDave87]

Getting wrapped in the head multiple times with a hurl and still didnt stop.

Jaysus!

[Dave @JustDave87]

Defo gonna break his leg now

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 Breaking: Carlo Ancelotti call Éderson to replace Wesley at the World Cup for Brazil!

Atalanta’s midfielder joins immediately and then he will sign as Manchester United new player in July. #MUFC

[Dave @JustDave87]

Who the fuck is Sully Talks

[Dave @JustDave87]

Holy fucking fuck!!!

[Dave @JustDave87]

Say less @bet365 !!!
On it.

[Dave @JustDave87]

Good news story of the day!

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Pakistanis who gang-raped French tourist in front of her three children after her car ran out of fuel will be executed.

[Dave @JustDave87]

@GrahamMUFC7 @StreetFightslol Serious combo. The lad in the white t shirt just grabbing his pint and getting out of there 🤣🤣🤣

[Dave @JustDave87]

3 different throw in takers is a different level of time wasting.
Makes the result all the better

[Dave @JustDave87]

Going this big after winning a semi final 🤣😂🤣😂

[Dave @JustDave87]

Possibly the best refereeing performance I've ever seen.

Was switched on to the Arsenal time wasting. Great to see.

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

The referee from about 30 minutes onwards was bizarre, it was like he was genuinely angry at us for the way we were playing

Even neutrals around us were absolutely baffled by it, so many strange decisions, and simply refereeing us and PSG to 2 different standards

[Dave @JustDave87]

Best possible way for that to end.

That Gabriel cunt missing.. I am erect!!!!

[Dave @JustDave87]

That goal has ruined this game.
Here comes 85 mins of arsenal players rolling around the pitch

[Dave @JustDave87]

Accounts like this make me LOL

Transfer Dan over here has the exclusives lads. Dont bother with Ornsteins or Romanos, Dan has the connects 🤣

[Transfer Dan @TheTransferOne]

🚨| EXCL: Manchester United have reached an agreement with Atalanta to sign Brazilian midfielder Éderson.

The deal significantly accelerated in the last 48 hours with both teams reaching an agreement just shy of £40m.

Ederson already agreed terms on five-year deal worth £75k p/w.

#mufc

[Dave @JustDave87]

Not the first ever then is he?

Another weird made up stat. Odd

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Martin Zubimendi is the first ever outfield player to win the Premier League while playing every single game in his debut season 🏆

(excluding the first season of the competition)

[Dave @JustDave87]

They must really rate PRashford

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Barcelona are in direct club to club talks with Newcastle for Anthony Gordon.

The player’s keen on the move but more clubs are also on it.

This was the reason of Deco’s mission to the UK, as @mundodeportivo reports.

⚠️ Bayern and Premier League clubs are also keen.

[Dave @JustDave87]

Arsenal practicing corners ahead of PSG
https://t.co/iULFBvUPcj

[Dave @JustDave87]

Half way through that Bruno podcast, I didnt think I could love that man anymore. But i do!

He just gets it.