Nameshouldbehere

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

The “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however they told you to pronounce it. It’s their name.

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

God, when you open a door for me, please open two. For my brother, he deserves it as much as I do.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

[Naomi Philip @NaomiPhilip12]

The world will make you think that every blessing has to be financial, so you underrate the gift of life, family, health, and peace of mind.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

AM I THE ONLY ONE?? who feels weirdly appreciated when people post photo dumps and they actually include YOU??? like. WOW... I AM A PART OF UR DAY??? AWWW THANK U! 🥹💙

[Moe @Mochievous]

“Six months from now is going to arrive whether you do anything or not. The only question is whether Future You gets there wishing she’d started today, or thanking herself that she did.”

[Chief Ikukuoma @IkukuomaC]

This video which this lady created about how most homes looked in the 80s is filled with so much nostalgia 😂😂😂😂

How was she able to get that mini tank which was common in most homes for drinking water ????

The best video you will see on the internet today

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You will be okay if you stay in tonight.”

Finally, we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

STREET ADDRESSES & THEIR MEANING
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1. Court: Dead end street.
2. Crescent: Curved road with both ends connecting to the same street.
3. ​Boulevard: Wide street with greenery in the center and along the sides.
4. ​Avenue: Straight street that runs north-south or east-west.
5. ​Drive: A road that follows a natural feature (park, ocean, hills, or lake).
6. ​Alley: Narrow street between, behind, or within buildings.
7. Place: A short street.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Oh to be financially independent.
To not stay somewhere because you have no choice.
To move because you can.
To fund your own dreams without waiting on anyone.
To have your own money.

Such a big flex.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Can we normalise having people over to play games like Scrabble, Monopoly, Jenga, chess, video games, and cards while we drink and cook?
Not clubbing and definitely not truth or dare!!!!

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I must sing "Tobechukwu" or "See what the Lord has done" before the year ends.
I don't know how and when but it will happen before the year ends.

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

Yesterday was my aunty’s 3rd wedding anniversary, so I asked her how she met her husband.

She said they met at the bank.

She went to get a new ATM card, while he came to deposit money.

The guy approached her and asked to borrow her pen.

Before handing it over, she said, “Make sure you don’t leave with my pen.”

A few minutes later, he returned it.

She noticed a tiny piece of paper inside the pen. She brought it out and it read:

“I didn’t leave with your pen. Please call me.” 😂😂

She said it was the most creative thing she had ever seen.

The next day, she called him.

The rest is history because yesterday, they celebrated 3 years of marriage.

So if you're single, go to the bank and borrow a fine lady's pen.

That might be your missing rib.

Ladies, please don't forget to go with your pen.

Don't say I didn't give you people the correct update. 😂

[Mayor of the East @brain_okoli]

Sis, don’t spend your time on revenge, life has a way of settling scores on its own.

[Emilee Honey 📚 @emhoneyreads]

It may seem like I keep buying books, but really amount of books I own looks tiny compared to the amount of books I don’t own. It’s all about perspective, people.

[AY🪵 @Agonizo_mai]

My goal is to become that pleasant older lady that young women enjoy having conversations with.

[Ezinne😌 @EzinneamakaO]

First , they said that your wife is not your family .

We swallowed it .

They now said that if your wife is in labour and your friend gets shot and has already been rushed to the hospital, that you should leave your wife and go be with your friend that was shot coz childbirth is not a death sentence.

We use am rub body .

Now, these same people are telling us that a wife is a SQUATTER in a house that she occupies with her husband.

Do you people know that it’s okay to be gay ? Even though I don’t think you deserve love in any form .

[B.O.J. @iamolamidebabs]

“I don’t understand” a statement in Nigeria that means I clearly understand you but I want to confirm your audacity…

[Ritkatmun @ritkatmun]

Another Monday, another harvest in the books.

[aastha @aasthasrikanth1]

Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?